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[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 130 points 1 week ago

Imagine being an adult raised without all-you-can-stomach porn and suddenly getting access to the Internet.

SO. MANY. BLISTERS.

[-] BobbyGasoline@lemmy.world 74 points 1 week ago

" I can't fire my rifle! My hand is cramped up!"

[-] TriPolarBearz@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago
[-] idunnololz@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

I'm shooting blanks!

[-] ramble81@lemm.ee 9 points 1 week ago

This is my rifle. This is my gun. This is for shooting. This is for fun.

[-] Valmond@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

I'm leaving, hot babes 3 km to the north!

[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 week ago

You hear that, boys? Move, move, move!

[-] NocturnalMorning@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Fapping to save lives

[-] sanae@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

ddfed seeded eucalyptus ee

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