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[-] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 46 points 1 week ago

Is no one else gonna do it? Alright, guess I'm it.

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?"

Contestant: "The penis"

SH: "A WUH... HUH??"

audience erupts into laughter

Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself

laughter gets even louder

SH: O lordy...

one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard

SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP

the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls

the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself

SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says...

the board shows 100 for "penis"

Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

that's the actual script from every episode

[-] Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)
[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago
[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Papa meat is certainly not for the faint of heart.

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