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[-] jedibob5@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago

My impression of modern Family Feud is that they just ask bait questions that intentionally elicit suggestive/gross answers just so Steve Harvey can pretend to have a conniption whenever a contestant guesses one of those answers and gets it right.

[-] jqubed@lemmy.world 16 points 2 weeks ago

Bait questions are not new to the show or the genre

[-] RedditRefugee69@lemmynsfw.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

Master baiting happens a lot on that show.

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Yeah, used to enjoy the show, but can't stand it since Harvey took hold. Nothing (much) against the guy, but the schtick quickly grew extremely old - you've seen one ep, you've seen 'em all. But I guess I'm too old to be the target demographic anymore.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

you should have some things against the guy. he's a terrible person.

[-] SanctimoniousApe@lemmings.world 3 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I don't pay him enough attention to know, but I did say that I didn't have much against him. I honestly wouldn't be surprised if he's a far worse person than I care to know, all things considered. Unfortunately, there's WAY too many of them to keep track of nowadays - my brain's already past capacity at this point.

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

i know, I just wanted to remind people that being annoying or whatever isn't his worst quality. he's a very misogynistic guy, says shit about women that you wouldn't expect to hear in this century, or maybe even the last, at least openly. but good for him, the country belongs to his kind now.

[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

These day time game shows used to be so mild and the kind of thing my grandpa would watch. Now daytime shows are just as trashy as Jerry Springer was back in the day

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 weeks ago

There was an old maybe 70s or 80s game show with couples. Like the newlywed or match maker games. I remember a "what's the strangest place you made whoopie?" And the lady was like "umm in the butt."

[-] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 46 points 2 weeks ago

Is no one else gonna do it? Alright, guess I'm it.

Steve Harvey: "We asked 100 people, what is the male reproductive organ?"

Contestant: "The penis"

SH: "A WUH... HUH??"

audience erupts into laughter

Steve Harvey grabs onto podium to support himself

laughter gets even louder

SH: O lordy...

one man goes into cardiac arrest and many others begin vomiting profusely from laughing too hard

SH: YOU PEOPLE NEED HELP

the Earth shatters and Satan rises from the underworld to claim unworthy souls

the universe begins rapidly closing in on itself

SH: (putting on a weary voice) Survey says...

the board shows 100 for "penis"

Harvey is able to get off one more shocked look before existence as we know it comes to an end

[-] pyre@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

that's the actual script from every episode

[-] Donnywholovedbowling@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)
[-] Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

What a way to start the day

[-] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Papa meat is certainly not for the faint of heart.

[-] SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 2 weeks ago
[-] 0ops@lemm.ee 11 points 2 weeks ago

Cows are boys and sheep are girls. Everybody knows this

[-] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

They give birth to goats, that's why we call them kids.

[-] NoForwardslashS@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago

You've got to admit he would really hate a cow to do that to him

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 1 points 2 weeks ago

AI doesn't always result in offspring, but it's still AI if the effort is made. That farmer should prepare for effort to be made.

[-] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

I swear this show is just preparing people for "Oww my balls!"

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

US voting booths this year:

[-] JargonWagon@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

Idiocracy becomes more and more relevant every year.

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Invest in COSTCO now. According to idiocracy, if anything thrives it will be Costco, Carl’s Jr., and Starbucks (that’s where you get handjobs)

[-] Car@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 week ago

That’s right, it goes in the square hole

[-] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Lol one of the best videos ever

[-] goferking0@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 1 week ago

Host already has the reaction face down for it

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

Do farmers slap cow asses?

[-] Ostrichgrif@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

Family feud is just a survey of 100 people so it's not important whether or not they actually slap a cows ass but more how prominent that idea is in people's heads. I've definitely seen it done in the media, mostly cartoons, but I wouldn't want to do that to a cow in the real world.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Not just farmers

[-] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 1 points 2 weeks ago

When trying to get them to move sometimes, but I'm not sure what else this might refer to. I mostly just watch youtube videos of people doing pasture-raised beef and the occasional hoof-trimming videos, so I'm not sure.

[-] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Step by step on how a minotaur is made.

[-] Tabula_stercore@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

The last two must be

  • structural abuse
  • pedicide
[-] gearheart@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago

I love how farmers would preferred if they were murdered/butchered vs getting titty twisters 😂.

[-] piccolo@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

But not inseminated ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[-] Saint_of_Illusion@lemm.ee 2 points 1 week ago
[-] TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 1 points 2 weeks ago

How about the bull?

[-] bamfic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
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