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[-] lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world 115 points 3 days ago

My GF worked for a thrift shop, and when I picked her up after work she was admiring a 2 foot statue of Venus that had just been donated. So I bought it for her. That evening she was cleaning it up and noticed the wooden box at the foot of the figurine was hinged, but locked. I opened it with a bent paper clip and inside was a bag containing - a butt plug and anal beads. Then we figured out that if you twisted the head, it pulled a dildo out of the body.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Whomever draws the dildo from the statue shall be crowned king or queen of degeneracy.

[-] lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Damn. That would be me!

[-] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 days ago

"I'll give you $5 if you sniff it."

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 days ago

You gotta admire the creativity and craftsmanship

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 7 points 3 days ago
this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2024
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