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[-] lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world 118 points 2 weeks ago

My GF worked for a thrift shop, and when I picked her up after work she was admiring a 2 foot statue of Venus that had just been donated. So I bought it for her. That evening she was cleaning it up and noticed the wooden box at the foot of the figurine was hinged, but locked. I opened it with a bent paper clip and inside was a bag containing - a butt plug and anal beads. Then we figured out that if you twisted the head, it pulled a dildo out of the body.

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 13 points 2 weeks ago

You gotta admire the creativity and craftsmanship

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Whomever draws the dildo from the statue shall be crowned king or queen of degeneracy.

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[-] Brkdncr@lemmy.world 49 points 2 weeks ago

Breville toaster oven, in perfect shape, for $25. That’s around $300 off.

Rang up at about $17 due to a sale.

[-] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

My best haul was a Janome sewing machine which retailed around $1800 for $30. I think someone had priced it for a friend or themselves because it was on a bottom shelf behind other items despite being on the shelf for under an hour. I went back 2 days later and got the extension table for another $8.

[-] dan@upvote.au 9 points 2 weeks ago

Breville is such a good brand. Not very well known in the USA since they're an Australian brand. Kinda expensive, but very high quality.

[-] lemonadebunny@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I found a 40-inch 1080p TV for only 20 bucks at the thrift store, I've been using it for a year now and it's great!

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[-] nis@feddit.dk 45 points 2 weeks ago

Not so much a weird thing, but more a weird price.

My local thrift store are known to have high prices. Not because they sell high-quality stuff, the prices are just high. The most insane thing there is what's clearly a jar that used to hold pickled beets. It's clean, though, I'll give them that. Pickled beets are cheap and available in all groceries here. The thrift store chose to price this, empty, jar at 150% the price of a new jar including pickles!

[-] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

We live in the same place. Pickled beets and overly expensive thrift stores.

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[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 40 points 2 weeks ago

Oh also I got an oxygen concentrator from the wholesale Goodwill where everything is sold by the pound. Paid $13 for a $800 medical device.

I use it to get my fireplace going. Works like a charm.

[-] ultranaut@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago

I was in a Goodwill when an insane person took over the stores PA system and started saying crazy shit. The weirdest thing was that I didn't see a single person reacting at all, it kept going on and on but everyone in the store was acting like it was totally normal. I couldn't handle it and had to get out of there because I was laughing too much and feeling creeped out at the same time.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

If you don't mind, can you define crazy shit?

Like weird? Gross?
Untreated Schizophrenic ramblings?

[-] ultranaut@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Just weird nonsense, nothing explicitly gross. Closer to schizophrenic ramblings but more comedic because they were doing strange voices and sounded like they were having fun.

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[-] iii@mander.xyz 36 points 2 weeks ago

It's great place to source wood if you like woodworking.

As old people die, their furniture ends up there. Young people seem to prefer particle board style furniture.

Happy me prefers real wood.

Young people seem to prefer particle board style furniture.

As a young(-ish) person myself, I can assure you that it's not that we prefer particle board, but rather that that's the majority of what's affordable out there. As I'm sure you're probably aware, unless you go thrifting like you just said, real wood stuff in general, let alone furniture, is usually very expensive.

[-] pugsnroses77@sh.itjust.works 22 points 2 weeks ago

id thrift more wood pieces but i dont have the tools/space to fix it up. also i move a lot and that stuff is HEAVY

[-] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Exactly. That's my situation too. I've found great furniture at Goodwills and (at the time) had the money to buy it, but I didn't have the room in my car for it, nor did I know anyone who did.

[-] lordnikon@lemmy.world 31 points 2 weeks ago

Prefer or can only afford great idea i never thought of non the less

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[-] Cruxifux@feddit.nl 14 points 2 weeks ago

Nobody prefers particle board. Particle board is hot garbage.

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[-] MrVilliam@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago

Not so much weird, but it's weird that it's simultaneously hilarious and day-ruiningly depressing.

I saw a little bowl with small jewelry in it like charms and earrings. Among them was the right half of a heart that read "FRIENDS" and just below that was "EVER". I'm 100% certain that there exists somewhere the left half of that heart that reads "BEST" and "FOR" with identical formatting, and that friendship either ended dramatically or fizzled out over time.

It made me think about some previous close friendships I've had and how people can either just grow apart or have a violent falling out. And I wondered who in their right mind would buy just half of that best friends forever charm. Why would a thrift shop even have that available?

Kinda fascinating that an entire coming of age story can be told by just half of a piece of jewelry I found at a thrift store, and I'll never know the truth, yet I'll never forget it.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

You were supposed to buy the charm and use it to find your soulmate

[-] WhyJiffie@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

And I wondered who in their right mind would buy just half of that best friends forever charm.

anyone who would like to joke with their depression. I can imagine doing that.

now I actually want something like this

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[-] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 26 points 2 weeks ago

A little ziplock bag full of nipple clamps

[-] beerclue@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

3.5€ for a brand new cast iron wok. Instabuy.

[-] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago

Bob Ross head chia pet. I really wanted it so I opened the box to make sure the pot was inside. Found a dead lizard instead. Store employee had to properly dispose of the whole thing.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

Like, no Bob Ross chia pet? Just the dead lizard? That's fucked.

[-] impudentmortal@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Sorry, should have been clearer. The chia pet was inside too. Well, at least the pot was. I didn't really want to stick my hand in to see if the seeds were there too; on account of the dead lizard

[-] tetris11@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 weeks ago

Did the dead lizard have a green afro?

[-] SatyrSack@feddit.org 20 points 2 weeks ago

Off-brand "magic wand" sex toy

[-] golden_zealot@lemmy.ml 18 points 2 weeks ago

Used to work at one a long time ago. The weirdest stuff is the stuff that never makes it to the floor. Take for example this framed picture of young Michael Jackson which we promptly hung on our wall in the back.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 17 points 2 weeks ago

I think it goes without saying but please don't donate garbage to your local thrift store. In most cases they aren't even gonna put it on the shelf.

[-] LucasWaffyWaf@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

YOU SAY THAT - and are totally right - but that does bring back that memory I've got of seeing an utterly disgusting beer brewing kit being sold in the box for $10. The entire store smelled like decay.

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I used to volunteer at my local thrift store and that sometimes meant going through donation boxes to determine what was worth keeping. Sometimes those bags had actual garbage in them. Lots of older men who didn't wash the back of their neck (or if they were in a home the nurse didn't)

We had two bags in the back for stuff we didn't keep. If it was actual garbage it went in the trash. If it was just unlikely to sell and someone was willing to make the trip it would go to Goodwill.

[-] blackbrook@mander.xyz 6 points 2 weeks ago

Some of the bags contained older men with dirty necks?

[-] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

Looking back I provided absolutely zero context to that statement lol.

Their shirts. Men's button-up shirts, especially if they were white, would always have a big brown stain on inside collar where the shirt would rub up on the back of your neck. Those went in the trash.

[-] chobeat@lemmy.ml 16 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

A full wallet among other wallets, perfectly disguised. Somebody left it there a few hours before. It was a guy from Scotland on a trip with his friends who went shopping for party clothes. He answered on Instagram (after much stalking) at midnight when I was already inside a club and they were on their way to the club too. So we rendez-vous at 6 AM after clubbing because they had a train at 8AM for another city. They left some joints at my place as a thank you. Also offered some ketch for a, I shit you not, "crunchy landing".

[-] janus2@lemmy.zip 16 points 2 weeks ago

This thing!

It's hilarious, and a damn good phone holder. Freaked out a few family members when they saw just one part of it sticking out of my luggage, before I could explain 😅

[-] ObsidianNebula@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 weeks ago

I volunteered at a thrift store years ago, and I was in charge of looking at the condition and prices of books that were donated. One person dropped off about 10 boxes filled to the brim with Playboy cartoons. They weren't worth anything and couldn't be put out on the floor anyway, so they were thrown out. I also remember that someone donated a biography of Benjamin Franklin from 1835. The cover was coming apart, but the pages were in wonderful condition. We sent that to a bigger thrift store in the area that ended up auctioning it for about $350.

[-] ch00f@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

A failed 3D print. Some Pokémon missing a leg.

[-] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 13 points 2 weeks ago

I've volunteered for a few charity shops (UK version of a thrift store) in the past, the weirdest thing was the trash people would "donate", like used diapers.

[-] iii@mander.xyz 9 points 2 weeks ago

One man's trash is another man's treasure

[-] Perhapsjustsniffit@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Gross story incoming...

In my 30's I worked with people with developmental disabilities. There was a 45 year old man I worked with occasionally who had brain damage from a fever when he was a baby. He had a strange fetish for dirty diapers and could not control it at all. If he smelled or saw a dirty diaper he was getting in there and there was no stopping it. I got called by his worker one day to help get him out of a dumpster. He found a bag of dirty diapers and was like a dog on a poop pile, rolling around and smearing it everywhere. Gross.

[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago
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[-] over_clox@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Don't worry, I put you back on the shelf with a higher price tag.

[-] zachimusprime44@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Good, hope nobody buys me.

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[-] ShiverMeTimbers@lemm.ee 7 points 2 weeks ago

I saw a jacket full of syringes at GoodWill.

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