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Anon takes the horsepill
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this post was submitted on 11 Nov 2024
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If you think a horse has the environmental impact of an automobile, I have a bridge to sell you
Horses aren't cows
Source on point 2 ?
I, uh, errr, uhhhhh.....
Motions vaguely at the four-legged animals
They're just different, trust me, okay????
Horse is the male, cow is the female. Just like dogs and cats.
White cows make normal milk, brown cows make chocolate milk. That’s just science
And if you're fancy, you'll find red cows that make strawberry milk.
I dunno, I'll have to do my own research on this one, my third cousin's dog walkers nephew's barber said he read a tweet declaring they were actually the same animal, just one ate more as a youth and has an accent due to the weight.
I mean you're not wrong but no matter how small an impact it's still not ZERO emissions, so the guy you're replying to is technically correct.
Ah yes, good ole technically correct, the weakest and most schlubby shade of correct, whatever would we do without it?
Actually, it's the best kind of correct. But hey, don't let all that butt hurt bother you. I hear there's a cream for that.
I love that I agreed with you and you STILL felt aggrieved, lol.
Jokes on you, clown, I'm never butt-hurt, only butt-turned-on!
Disdaining the "technically correct" pedants is freeing, try it sometime, you might like it ;)
Alright, I've decided we're besties now. Good exchange, buddy. Good exchange. :3
Seriously though, I'm smiling.
<3 Based and Horsepilled!
Look at how much calories a horse needs per day, and then look at how much CO2 gets emitted to produce said food. Even the amount of CO2 a horse exhales per day is already significant.
At what point reading my comment did you come up with this?