funny enough i think alan wake in the sequel joins this club too

behold the face of a man who's lost control of his life

You just need a little bit more disco. A bottle of Commodore Red or three, a little bit of speed on the side, also you should really try asking Klaasje out just one more time.

She is a witness in a murder investigation, we are not asking her out again.

You should also consider that it's a lot harder to kill everybody with more than 25 Réal in their pockets when you're that drunk. I think we should reach for a compromise that works for all of us, half a bottle, then start impaling the bourgeoisie.