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[-] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I'm not single, and I've never in my life finished an entire pack of grocery store grapes. And they are NOT fucking cheap. I haven't bought them in fuckin' years...

Edit: Oh... Wow. I now remember watching a weird movie about Jack the Ripper and thinking "how is he luring these girls with grapes?!" I guess we're back to the 1800's now...

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 8 months ago

I think that movie is 'From Hell'

[-] Anticorp@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

That was a super fucked up movie.

[-] meliaesc@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I've got two kids, the grapes dissappear within the week.

[-] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Because they are basically candy. The sugar content of grapes is similar to candy.

[-] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Holy shit, I love grapes. I usually snip off part of a bunch, rinse it, and have it with my lunch. Nice way to finish the meal and cleanse the palate with something sweet.

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