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Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
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And because their litterboxes are way nicer than his.
Isn't that the litterbox infamous for murdering cats?
According to this article, no - the door on the bad design closes horizontally. The article actually uses a pic of this very box (or extremely similar) as an example of a "reputable" design. But then again, it also advised people to stop using the bad design, and to talk to their vet (why?!?) about the "next steps to take." 🤷♀️
It's also because cats have no object permanence, just like Elon
Now I’m imagining a cat without object permanence trying to hunt a mouse.
Cats do have object permanence though? So cats are in fact; smarter and cuter.
Yeah that's right. Was just ranting. Haha. We're in the onion community
This is literally my cat when I'm in the bathroom.