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[CW: Incredibly dubious penis enlargement medication] This ad is art (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 days ago by doublepepperoni@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Wtf, it's some kind of magical elixir you're supposed to dribble directly onto your dick data-laughing

Every detail about this ad is so fucking funny, from the roaring wolfman to the text.

AliExpress is a Wild West of shady medical products like these. Why does Elon Musk spend tens of thousands on hair plugs when he could buy a Chinese remedy that would give him a full mane of hair in a week for 10 bucks

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[-] FnordPrefect@hexbear.net 35 points 3 days ago

Bloody hell, that lens flare i-cant : "And to you Frodo Baggins, I give the light of Eärendil our most beloved star. May it be a-Wait, what are you doing? NO! THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S FOR!"

This is like the perfect PPB equivalent to drop on anyone whose solutions are more deregulation

[-] doublepepperoni@hexbear.net 22 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

159 added to cart

THE FREE MARKET HAS SPOKEN

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It's actually pretty depressing

[-] FunkYankkkees@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

The number is almost certainly made up
A lot of shopping websites have some javascript to invent a random number of people who are either looking at the item, or have added it to their cart
The smart ones will tie it to a cookie so if you refresh the number doesn't go down but only up