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[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 20 points 1 week ago

Honestly, I'd like it if Hollywood went back to making a lot of cheesy historical genre pieces, better than Marvel slop. We should have a series of highly anachronistic adaptations of Greek mythology where some hunky dude fights a claymation cyclops! I want Perseus with a robot owl goddammit!

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 15 points 1 week ago

Grabbing the lathe and envisioning a post credits scene where a digitally de-aged Russel Crowe meets the new generation of Gladiator main character and looks directly into the camera and says "Are you not entertained?" then a rolling drum beat before it goes to black.

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

Nah that's lame. There should be a scene where the Gladiator (whoever they fuck he is this movie) dies but gets resurrected by Mars and given a glowing death sword and told he needs to kill the 10 greatest Gladiators of all time, every one has a theme, like there's a poison dart one and one who... idk he throws giant axes or some shit, and he has to come up with a clever way to beat each one.

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

So basically a sci-fi Ninja Scroll?

[-] Weedian@hexbear.net 9 points 1 week ago

Gladiator Scott pilgram

[-] Nakoichi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

A good remake of Jason and the Argonauts would fuckin rule so much

[-] ChanchoManco@lemm.ee 4 points 1 week ago

Don't give them ideas, you know it's impossible they don't botch it.

this post was submitted on 19 Nov 2024
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