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[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 50 points 1 month ago

Real, conservative men eat only well done steak with ketchup, like Trump.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Or cold hamberders

[-] sozesoze@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Seasoned only with salt and pepper, so you can still taste the stress hormones of the cow

[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

Honestly, I hate steak, prefer beef well done, and love ketchup 🤔

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 8 points 1 month ago
[-] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago
[-] HowManyNimons@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

But you're already not being Jessica! You can't not be two people at once!

[-] jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 month ago
[-] sozesoze@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Seasoned only with salt and pepper, so you still get the taste of the stress hormones of the cow

[-] Slovene@feddit.nl 4 points 1 month ago

"Tomato reduction"

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 1 month ago

steak rare enough that it's actually not safe to eat, with gargantuan greasy fries (absolutely no skin allowed) and the cheapest most sickly sweet bbq sauce.
they then wonder why they keep shitting themselves

[-] hOrni@lemmy.world 0 points 1 month ago
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