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[-] Blackout@fedia.io 122 points 3 days ago

Elon looking for more Govt subsidies

[-] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 56 points 3 days ago

Its okay for cats because they're cute and adorable, which elon isn't.

[-] Jivebunny@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

It's also because cats have no object permanence, just like Elon

[-] John_Blund@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

Cats do have object permanence though? So cats are in fact; smarter and cuter.

[-] Jivebunny@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Yeah that's right. Was just ranting. Haha. We're in the onion community

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