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Anon's first job
(sh.itjust.works)
This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.
Be warned:
If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.
Post the full story
Is there more to it?
If this were a YouTube video essay, we would start back with prehistoric domestication of the tomato plant
Nah, we'd start with some weird ranting about merch.
Then anon follows them home, meaning to apologize profusely but because of his social awkwardness he instead just murders them with the AR15 he keeps in his trunk.
same thing happened to me
Yeah, it’s pretty common.
RIP in peace
Happens
yeah, this is the prequel to...
sir, this is a Wendy's.