How was he planning to get Oganesson?

What is a “beast mission”?

Edit: The divine beasts. The mission bit totally threw me.

Bill & Ted already made it so that I’ll never pronounce Socrates correctly ever.

I feel attacked.

My CV vs whatever the heck turned up to the office this morning.

Play stupid games win stupid prizes.

Somebody who worked here before tried to do functional in C# by passing delegates into methods instead of injecting interfaces into constructors, across hundreds of repositories. This is why clever people should not be allowed to write code.

If the USA leaves NATO it technically becomes a Third-World Country. Enjoy!

Humanities academics will do anything to avoid fieldwork.

All videogames are digital since Pong or something.

Madison - son of Matthew.

Good luck with that, idiots.