[-] galoisghost@aussie.zone 7 points 1 day ago

Lather up my partners front and get them to slide up and down on my back. Then it’s my turn!

[-] galoisghost@aussie.zone 7 points 3 days ago

Blue Velvet. Keep Isabella Rossellini. Maybe that’s too dark.

[-] galoisghost@aussie.zone 173 points 1 week ago

I’ve never thought of it that way. I’m going to add copy writer to my resume.

[-] galoisghost@aussie.zone 171 points 3 months ago

Moron billionaire class. Think they’ll survive the collapse of humanity in their bunkers. The reality being they will be murdered by their staff on day one.

[-] galoisghost@aussie.zone 139 points 5 months ago

It’s just a play on the charity CEO scam.

  1. Start a charity
  2. Get a CEO (usually the person who starts the charity)
  3. Pay the CEO what other CEOs make because if we don’t pay at that rate we won’t get the best CEO
  4. Fuck who ever the charity is for they’re just PR to afford the CEO salary
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[-] galoisghost@aussie.zone 101 points 9 months ago

He’s partly right. A lot of people think Net Zero means doing something about carbon emissions when it really means paying someone to pretend your doing something about emissions

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[-] galoisghost@aussie.zone 162 points 11 months ago

My six year old iPhone still receives software updates

[-] galoisghost@aussie.zone 92 points 1 year ago

UniSuper is a superannuation fund (think 401k), it’s one of the good ones in that it doesn’t take commissions and profits go to members

Stay confounded at Google’s incompetence.

[-] galoisghost@aussie.zone 207 points 1 year ago

Hey that’s my girlfriend! We met online and plan to meet IRL later this year, once her grandmother recovers from her surgery. (It was expensive too I had to send her $10K to help out with the costs) Love you Kristy!

[-] galoisghost@aussie.zone 128 points 1 year ago

I believe the correct answer is not living in a society where either of these signs is necessary.

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by galoisghost@aussie.zone to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

When you read them as a young person you usually put yourself in the role of the protagonist or hero. For this of you who are older which character do you think most reflects you now?

For me it’s the unnamed walker who gets scapegoated as Montag by the mechanical hounds in Fahrenheit 451.

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Know the difference (aussie.zone)
[-] galoisghost@aussie.zone 102 points 2 years ago

Humans. Every other evolutionary species was there only humans were missing. Why? We were being farmed.

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Chappell Rule (aussie.zone)
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They’re back!!

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[-] galoisghost@aussie.zone 113 points 2 years ago

See also reality TV shows like Survivor. Men all grow beards the women somehow still have a perfect bikini I line

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