[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 6 points 8 hours ago

The news media talks about whatever increases shareholder value. That's why they...

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T-t-that's why they... always tell the truth, of course!

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 9 hours ago

Because the 12 year old on a bicycle at 4am doesn’t have time for your particular brand of bullshit.

For 25¢ an hour, little Jimmy better damn well make the time! Sheesh, kids today have no work ethic. Back in my day, we sacrificed our souls to Lucifer Walmart for no pay or benefits and we liked it, just as Y̷̨̮͇͔̼̘̞̞͓̘̠͒͐̆̈̓̈͋̃̀̂̃̒̃͝à̵̛̬̫͈̟ḩ̶̛͕͈͍̳̩̩͎͈̀̈́͌͂͝͝w̸̡͉͚̞̟͔͕̰̭͙͍̦͛ë̸̡͓̼͔̬͇͖͇̖̟͓́ͅh̷͕̮̭̜̥̟̪̞̺̹̯̻̲̳̗̱̼̃̓̅̿̀̆̇͆̂̃̉͐̓̿͝ intended!

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 9 hours ago

We did not.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 2 points 10 hours ago

Probably bc of bears, or sth i dunno.

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 1 points 11 hours ago

I make shit happen, with coffee ☕ :-)

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 5 points 12 hours ago

And one for you, and one for you, and one for you - hey, anybody got anymore wood?

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 22 points 13 hours ago

Poor Pac-Man does not look quite okay... :-(

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 4 points 14 hours ago

I did not think that, until now...

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 5 points 16 hours ago

No...

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...t anymore. :-)

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 13 points 18 hours ago

Why am I so weird that I want to see this reading as "Holy Shirting Forkballs"?! :-P

[-] OpenStars@discuss.online 54 points 18 hours ago

It sounds rather more like the first one... for spiders.

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submitted 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) by OpenStars@discuss.online to c/videos@lemmy.world

I'm not sure why they chose the title that they did though.

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(The title you see below mine is the wording chosen by the OP of the full post - I hope I do not cause offense, but I cannot control it showing up here as it is linked.)

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YSK (ecdn.teacherspayteachers.com)
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Inspiration (www.planetofsuccess.com)
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The result may surprise you: about 50/50, based on polls. These people relate their thoughts and experiences and explain why they feel as they do.

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Honestly though, "get on board or STFU" is not a particularly compelling pro-democracy bumper sticker, nor is "meh, what are you going to do?"

All we want is for someone to keep it 💯 - the percentage, not the age.

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[Opinion] Biden Must Resign (www.theatlantic.com)

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.one/post/16476649

For the good of the republic and to demonstrate new leadership before the election.

Lays out an argument about how to navigate the difficulties ahead, addressing the challenges that would result.

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submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by OpenStars@discuss.online to c/videos@lemmy.world

Jon Stewart is outstanding, but also this video seems like one of his better ones. Aside from gun issues specifically, part of what makes this great is his calling the for-profit media sources out for their hypocrisy and willful ignorance, and callousness to the lives of innocents including our children.

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