Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masterbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masterbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

Old version, that Gary fixed for us.

Andi Grote was the Minister of the Interior of Hamburg. He was once called a dick on Twitter, so he unleash a special task force on the poor family man who had called him a dick online. This became known in Germany as 'Pimmel-Gate', and since then we've been reminding Andi that he's a dick.

The woman in the picture just wanted to have a penis statue in her garden.

He says finger prints.
She thought he said finger prince, and answers no!