But as a commoner you only have 4hp
I see this as an absolute win
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Humanzee
There were multiple attempts to cross humans and chimpanzees, all of which failed. However, through gene editing, human-chimpanzee and human-pig chimeras were created.
These are just normal animals, but their inner organs are made to be compatible for human organ donation.
Do the following:
First, say something along the lines of: "That is very difficult. On the one hand, you are so astonishingly beautiful that all features of you could be made by a master craftsman. On the other hand, as I am a person of faith, you could also be just God's most perfect creation.
Either way, would you excuse me a second while I go to refresh in the bathroom?"
Then you sneak out of the bathroom window because by the glorious lord Satan himself, you do not want to be in a relationship with someone who insists you do something after you refuse
He is truly a good Catholic.
Murder victims go to heaven while you go straight down to the boiler room after suicide
Thots and payers, everyone
Ok, but it is really fucked up how transparent voting seems to be for you guys in the US:
How do you know who didn’t vote?
We formed a Super PAC and bought the personal voting records of every American citizen from a data broker we found on the internet. It’s pretty fucked up.
How do you know who’s “blue leaning”?
We got your partisan lean from the same data broker who sold us your voting history. You wouldn’t believe how easy it was for us to get this stuff. So fucked up!
I used to love your card games before you got all political.
Your mom used to love you before you got so fucking stupid.
The left is bear in area, the right is bear in volume
Op writing they walked 3km of 4 miles feels very canadian
Wait until they find out about the mysterious black drink keeping me awake every damn morning
Worse than most democratic Gouverneurs, still 100x better for the US and the world than Trump
18s isn't even the maximum. If you are stabbed by another commoner, they have only a chance of 65% to hit your ac, so the average damage per turn is 2.5*0.65=1.625
On average, you would survive 12s and become unconscious after 18s, dying after 24s from two more direct attacks