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I'm imagining it delivering nuggets to guys in the trenches over barbed wire and mustard gas.

feast-1feast-2 tank

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[-] miz@hexbear.net 48 points 2 days ago
[-] Acute_Engles@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Underrated post right here

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago
[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 27 points 2 days ago

i feel like one day i am going to walk out my front door to take something to the neighborhood mailbox and be absolutely chewed up by one of these with a gun mounted on it and instead of the chick fil a livery on it, it will be like crosses, eagles and american flags with some kind of "neighborhood watch" designation.

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

instead of the chick fil a livery on it, it will be like crosses, eagles and american flags with some kind of "neighborhood watch" designation.

Well, that or it will have crosses, eagles, and chick fil a livery.

[-] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

Neighborhood Liquidation, powered by Dell AI, and Sponsored by Chil-fil-A

[-] Hexamerous@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

It will run on a twitchy Tesla AI with shitty facial reconition just doing us-foreign-policy and make some R2D2 sounds before it starts spinning up the main gun.

[-] ElChapoDeChapo@hexbear.net 38 points 2 days ago

So you're telling me there's free food in these things and I just gotta bash em open?

[-] blindbunny@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 days ago

Don't forget to share with your community then is just mutual aid

[-] RNAi@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

These will be legally allowed to have mounted guns on them to defend ~~treats~~ corporate property

[-] Sulvor@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Love to remind people that Chic Fil A does a summer camp to promote child labor

[-] TheDrink@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

lmao pay money to have your kid get fast food training? what level of hellscape is that?

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

Gets the little shits out of the house I guess and also maybe they bring home free nuggets

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

I hope they at least get free tendies after

[-] Frank@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago

Great now we have nazi food robots.

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago

This looks more WWI than WWII to me. Not that that's much of an improvement tho.

[-] Dolores@hexbear.net 21 points 2 days ago
[-] Frank@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

This. I was referring to Chik-fil-as murderous homophobia. I agree that it does look a lot like... an A7? I forget my WWI tanks.

[-] Xavienth@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 2 days ago

But their chicken sandwiches are sooooo good! It's worth them throwing me and all my friends in the camps /s

[-] miz@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

if you want to make your own the secret is pickle brine and peanut oil

[-] Feinsteins_Ghost@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

No one will be denied nuggies in his hour of need.

[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

Mutiny nearly occurred on the front when it was discovered the nugget tank only had ranch and not Polynesian dipping sauce.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

This is just a Hussite Wagon

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 day ago

A remote controlled food delivery robot straight up started from a dead stop towards me, the teenager on the other side playing a game of remote control chicken, and I wanted to yeet it down a parking garage so bad

[-] buh@hexbear.net 18 points 2 days ago

:treatmobile:

[-] keepcarrot@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago
[-] ManFreakBeast@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Oh shit that was the tank I was thinking of!

It's a return of the potato tank.

[-] screwthisdumbcrap@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

Honey mustard gas

[-] glimmer_twin@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

That thing looks so easy to tip over, just sayin

[-] Z_Poster365@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Cool free loot crate

[-] kristina@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

im gonna stick a stick in its spokes

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

It looks like a tank and then they give it BMX wheels. This is some TRASHFUTURE season 1 shit

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