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Rough parachute landing at the Arizona OSU baseball game today

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 5 points 21 hours ago

Me forming a parasocial bond with an influencer by running a red while watching a livestream of her running a red.

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 7 points 21 hours ago

"The King is good. It's just the queen and the heir apparent and the field marshal and the lord chancellor and the archbishop and the grand duke and the chief eunuch and the queen mother and the chief architect who all suck."

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 31 points 21 hours ago

Imagine filming yourself breaking the law.

Imagine filming yourself breaking the law that's not even cool like Palestine Action breaking into drone factories to smash drones used by the Zionist entity to kill Palestinians but something like running a red which just makes you look like a complete dipshit.

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 2 points 21 hours ago

You just know she repeatedly humiliated herself in front of her white classmates with "herro prease" jokes as a Chinese diaspora raised in Omaha, Nebraska.

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 25 points 1 day ago

Libs seethe every time you tell them the war would never happen if the Soviet Union was still around.

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 10 points 1 day ago

I think AI is fine if you're trying to optimize how to more efficiently manage and distribute paper and toner among your 1000+ printers, but like printers, it really shouldn't be accessible to your average consumer.

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 7 points 5 days ago

Context: The Made in USA sticker is also made in China.

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 14 points 6 days ago

Nukes, the US surrounded by two oceans and a frigid wasteland making a full-scale invasion almost impossible, nukes, the USD being the world's reserve currency, nukes, the US's propaganda game being strong enough that there will be plenty of vassals willing to take the hit, nukes, the willingness to use nukes, nukes.

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 9 points 6 days ago

Like come on dude. I get being cautious about it, and being concerned about it getting traced back to them if it did leak online. But that's game preservation gold right there.

"I didn't leak it. Some dude broke into my house and stole the CD in order to dump its contents online because I bragged about it on Reddit like a dumbass. My bad."

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 42 points 6 days ago

The absolute worst was all the R*dditors sucking off OP in the original thread.

[-] AssortedBiscuits@hexbear.net 35 points 6 days ago

Square, snitch, dweeb, suck-up, kiss-ass, scab, or worst of all, R*dditor.

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People still chasing the flying car dragon

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You know how every once in a while, you have a dream where you're supposed to do something in front of a live audience like give a speech except you didn't come prepared whatsoever but you still had to do it anyways and the rest of the dream is just you trying to go through the embarrassing trainwreck as quickly as possible?

She's living that dream.

Edit 1: It has come to my attention that the Aussies were big mad and had used some copyright bullshit to take down the clip.

Edit 2: Found another clip: https://xcancel.com/MonkeyBlood/status/1821930098527711287 Nice try Aussies, but the world must know.

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Half of the replies: I'm a repeat O- donor, but I won't donate a single drop more until real protections are in place, including high-volume ventilation in donor rooms/vans and high quality (N95 or P100) masks are required on all patients & staff. You have failed in your responsibilities.

The other half: $1 million you can have my unvaccinated pure blood

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