[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 55 points 1 day ago

Pokémon Go to the Re-education Camps

hillary-assassin

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 34 points 1 day ago

I'm telling you, Molotov cocktails work. Any time I had a problem, I threw a Molotov cocktail… Boom, right away, I had a different problem.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 41 points 1 day ago

Trump's not even bad by republican standards, he's just vulgar and baffoonish. Replace him with Jeb! or Ron DeSantis or your garden variety Republican and you'd get the same defunding, same deregulation and same enshittification as him, just more subtle.

Come back when he's killed a million Iraqi civilians over fictional WMDs or getting several million people addicted then dead over opioids by deregulating prescription.

He didn't commit war crimes in Vietnam, spill over to Laos and Cambodia. Come back when he pardons the perpetrators of My Lai. Come back when he interns Japanese and nukes civilians. Come back when he Manifests Destiny.

Top 5 my ass

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 13 points 1 day ago

This is just a Hussite Wagon

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago

Gaslight Gatekeep Gthreaten to assassinate the president Girlboss

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

Imagining a Star Wars style situation where she gets her apprentice to do the assassing but the apprentice hires a bounty hunter and the bounty hunter hires an assassin and the assassin uses a robot who uses some venomous bugs

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago

Well he was probably 21 and already a 5 star general, there must surely be something in those genes right?

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 4 points 5 days ago

Breaking: Holy Roman Empire appoints Anti-Pope

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 29 points 5 days ago

The only reason he hasn't tried to get Hannibal Lecter to be the head of the FDA is not because he's a fictional character, but because he thinks he's recently deceased.

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Comrade {彼得|bǐ dé}•{帕克|pà kè}, aka Spider-Man, went on to fight bourgeois terrorist Green Goblin with theory, fists.

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a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.

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My proudest posting achievement by far.

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Alt title: The irrefutable case for bullying

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{毛主义万岁|máo zhǔ yì wàn suì}

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Activation phrase: Tremendous. October. Cadillac. Swamp. Jack. Hostage. Orange. Derail. Lebanon. Crooked. Tariff. Meta. Balloon. Beautiful.

Geriatric Agent Voronkov pulls out a dust covered bag and sets off to sabotage various economically significant structures like the Francis Scott Key Bridge and the World Trade Centre

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Note: this has technically been the law for a few years but it was not enforced, esp during COVID, nor did many smaller hotels have the software needed to even enter foreign names. Certain chains had a 3 character limit on the name field and because guests legally had to register their ID, they couldn't accommodate. Other short stay hotels wrongly assumed they needed special licenses to house foreigners like long term accommodation.

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On the image:

"IDF Standard Issue"

"National warranty, no transaction fee"

"Suitable for shredding multiple top confidential documents simultaneously"

And in the comments itself:

"This product is portable, can shred evidence of war crimes AND embarass Israel on international TV? This is too good to be true"

And

"Can I still use it if I'm not having a temper tantrum?"

And

"I can't fault the guy for promoting an efficient Chinese product"

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https://www.nytimes.com/2024/04/15/business/china-gdp-q1.html

manhattan it is 2022, the libs say China will not recover from post COVID lull

manhattan it is 2021, the libs say China will not recover from harsh, extended COVID lockdowns

manhattan it is 2019, the libs say China will not recover from international backlash for cracking down on Hong Kong riots

manhattan it is 2018, the libs say China will not recover from international backlash over ~~Adrian Zenz's fever dream~~ the Uyghur genocide and Trump's trade war with China

manhattan it is 2016, the libs say China will not recover from an aging population and a lack of youth to replace them due to the one child policy and wasting money on an aerospace program

manhattan it is 2014, the libs say China will not recover from Xi's crackdowns on corruption and corporate greed, military spending and renewed efforts to claim the South China Sea

manhattan it is 2010, the libs say China will not recover from wasting trillions into a national high speed rail system

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 95 points 1 year ago

Yeah but the Skibidi CIA will coup the father, and the kids will get a non-democratically elected step-father.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 94 points 1 year ago

That's ridiculous since the Chinese like China and we're 18% of all humans.

Here's an article about Americans getting salty that views on China in South America are largely positive as opposed to sub 50% approval rating in English speaking countries.

Here's Voice of America saying the same thing about Africa and how Africans see China.

Your opinions on China is not only in the minority, it's a waning minority. Those are western sources I used in case you wanted to cry propaganda.

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