[-] Melonius@hexbear.net 64 points 3 months ago

The same instance that preemptively defederated hexbear as a last resort. They'll allow dissenting views only if they agree with their hitlerian agenda and exhaust anyone to the left of Reagan

[-] Melonius@hexbear.net 54 points 4 months ago

Team, please dial down the commentary on our clients denying claims for arbitrary reasons. Rate of profit tends to decline etc

Happy to discuss

[-] Melonius@hexbear.net 58 points 5 months ago

Are these real subscribers and not some elaborate laundering scheme thats getting wound down or scaled back? If I met a wapo subscriber irl I might die laughing

[-] Melonius@hexbear.net 61 points 9 months ago

back on track

Back on track for what puzzled

[-] Melonius@hexbear.net 55 points 11 months ago

Slava U-pay-me

kelly

[-] Melonius@hexbear.net 48 points 11 months ago

"trips on stairs while exiting stage"

[-] Melonius@hexbear.net 66 points 1 year ago

Apple suing Tesla for design theft would be moderately entertaining, I'll allow it.

[-] Melonius@hexbear.net 76 points 1 year ago

Does this genocidal asshole really not want to fuck off into the sunset? He wants to be the proverbial cowboy clutching the reigns of an exhausted horse for 4 more years?

Really???

He's seriously not trying his absolute best not to throw this election to his bottom of the barrel competition?

10% of me believes he would be so pissed if he won reelection and have to do another tiktok video about the Superbowl

[-] Melonius@hexbear.net 71 points 2 years ago

How does it compare to the air quality in a river of cars rolling 3mph through dystopian city scapes?

Whatever it takes to avoid the excessive snacking debuff

[-] Melonius@hexbear.net 56 points 2 years ago

I can't tell if this is the usual coordinated anti-China prop or a big ad buy from Huawei, because the net effect is I really want a Huawei phone now sicko-wistful

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[-] Melonius@hexbear.net 51 points 2 years ago

I saw so many bad faith trolls saying they'd block this instance. Would love to keep track of them and toss that quote back at them when they're still repeating their shit takes if the feature ever becomes available.

[-] Melonius@hexbear.net 53 points 2 years ago

It's a pretty funny bit

This. Is. An. Investment. In. Democracy.

Too good

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