"Will those slaves be put to build infrastructure?"

"No, they will move boxes of funkopops and fry potatos"

*Terms and conditions apply

Don't you know building infrastructure is akchually 1984 tinytankman yoghur genocide

That doesn't sound like a campaign slogan tho

Empire in decline only worry is sustaining its killing machine which made them an empire in the first place

I'm not smart enough to come up with a phrase whose acronym is AWOOGA so lets crowdsource this potential joke

I'd rather throw them in a pit along with some grenades

20 bn in exchange for destroying country autonomy

*heavy breathing*

Rural area somewhere in China, near the sea or a big lake (you can spot the off shore wind turbines in the horizon)

Been in a place with at least 20 of these. Extremely annoying and funny in equal parts, I love them.

Is it wet and warm?

100 backhoes

Damn, incredible rizz skills