war between land a sea rant (spoilers for episodes 3 + 4)
"I don't have kids, when I get out of here I'm calling my brother"
"I don't want to be soup."
"You came here, to our homes, and killed yourselves to make everything worse."
"Change the name. Earth. Too dry."
As the diplomatic talks move over to the Sea Devil's territory, UNIT sends their negotiators to the bottom of the Mariana Trench. Meanwhile, the governments of Britain and the US continue to conspire to commit genocide and plunder.
Will Woke UNIT be disbanded? What do the Sea Devils want? Why'd they send a man who's clearly terrified of the deep ocean as part of the team? Find out tonight.
Kate and that other UNIT member whose name I keep forgetting had all that side plot stuff in episode 2 just so they could kill him for some limp pathos. That's that for a subplot that somehow felt both under and over developed at the same time, at least it's over.
Barkley really took the first opportunity to rizz up that fish person didn't he? Damn, that man moves fast.
The Dr Who universe mourns the death of one of its Glup Shittos tonight, RIP UN guy from Torchwood: Children of the Earth.
Terror on the Deep 
Mfw neo-nazis scupper the peace talks before you have a chance to, so now you gotta hide your ties to them by killing the CEO of Thames Water.
Salt was definitely zooted on the river cocaine from swimming too close to Westminster, when she was running 'round breaking glass in that abandoned warehouse, wasn't she?
Any ideas what the new, wetter name for Earth is gonna be?
Overall: It's good so far, though 4/5 of the way through it's gonna be a rush job to tie up all the loose ends and I don't think they can nail that landing. I'm curious to see if UNIT will even last the end of the series now that they're fighting the British army. The romance stuff between Barkley and Salt further highlights the cowardice of not using the old Sea Devil designs.
This is what happens I suppose when you put someone who believes the NHS is a cult in charge of healthcare.



"corporate punk" what, like the Sex Pistols?