I swear I got transported to The Onion™ Universe or something a while back

You should really watch the first one before anything else. Part of the absurdity of the series is how much it escalates as they go.

The fox news article about this says he lunged at Noem and apparently she was saying this right before:

(DHS) was "staying here to liberate this city from the socialist and the burdensome leadership that this governor and this mayor have placed on this country and what they have tried to insert into this city."

I just switched models in copilot while it was down and kept churning out garbage python. Fake jobs suck, but it's nice being able to finish all my tickets in a day and slowly turn them in over the rest of the week while I get paid to smoke weed and lie in bed

Are you that one lady who took her rifle to college? I forget her name, but I remember that she shit her pants

Dems are so pathetic. Cuomo is such an obviously bad choice and they don't even have their normal "lesser of two evils" bullshit because it's a primary

Antifa stole my wife and kids and made me go bald all at the same time

So a place with 10k people and a tram is a city, but a place with 100k people and no trains isn't? I mean, I like trains too, but this is a weird way of defining what a city is.

I've never even been to Nebraska, but Atlanta only has about 500k people and it's ~135 square miles and there's no fucking way anyone can convince me Atlanta is not a city. I looked up the density and it's not too different from Omaha's.

Maybe "town" means something different to other people, but I would never consider any place with 100s of thousands of people a town.

lmao 500k people is definitely a city gtfoh

People actually talk this way about liberalism? Almost all of the Usian libs I have talked to about politics basically don't realize they're socialists or just don't have that deep of an understanding of politics at all. I don't think I've ever met one in person who was like...proud of it? Maybe it's because I spent most of my life in very conservative areas or something so it's not the status quo

The number of ships coming into LA today is lower than Vancouver, Canada. You can look at real time tracking for cargo ships and it's crazy how empty the US ports are compared to normal. Shanghai still booming tho