[-] Skunk@jlai.lu 15 points 2 days ago

A year ago (or 40, hard to say as time flies effin’ fast) someone made that:

https://thefrenchtototte.net/

Bluetooth connected mustache pacifier with choice of taste.

It is a joke, based on discussions on a French twitch stream but the website is nice with some ironic bullshit function you would find on a real e-shop today.

[-] Skunk@jlai.lu 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Ah tiens j'en parlais il y a quelques jours sur Zulip.

Ca me fait un peu rire. On refait le programme Rafale bis où finalement Dassault et ses partenaires se fâchent, Dassault dit "m'en fout je vais faire mon propre avion avec un porte baguette intégré et vous allez tous pleurer !" et Airbus dit "balek frère, voici mon Eurofighter version 2030".

On savait tous que ça allait finir comme ça alors pourquoi essayer ? La France et le reste de l'Europe n'ont pas du tout les mêmes besoins pour un avion de chasse, autant ne pas brasser de l'air pendant 15 ans et faire plein de réunions pour arriver à l'exacte même constat que pour le projet Rafale: "Je vais faire tout seul"

On peut, et doit collaborer sur plein de sujet dans l'armement, mais les avions de chasse faut laisser tomber.

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submitted 7 months ago by Skunk@jlai.lu to c/mentalhealth@lemmy.world

Hello there!

I wanted to share with you one of my favorite video about life and a nice mental mindscape.

Sorry this is a Youtube link. The video is a French short movie (2 minutes) about daily bad mood and its influence. This video has been a kind of religion to me and I believe it is really important so I hope you will enjoy it.

You don't have to speak french to understand it, the tones speaks for themselves, but I can provide a traduction in the comments later if you want it.

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submitted 8 months ago by Skunk@jlai.lu to c/france@jlai.lu

Un peu plus de 16 millions d’euros récoltés dans la grande fête du streaming francophone.

Pour rappel les associations bénéficiaires sont toutes dans le domaine de la santé (patients, aidants et enfants).

France Info était sur place depuis la préparation https://www.franceinfo.fr/societe/le-marathon-caritatif-zevent-a-permis-de-recolter-plus-de-16-millions-d-euros-de-dons-et-bat-largement-son-record-de-l-an-passe_7479874.html

Brut est en général de la partie et des vidéos sortent sur le déroulé du week-end, le temps de monter les 3 tonnes de rush…

Bref c’est fini, c’était beau, maintenant on reprend une vie normale.

[-] Skunk@jlai.lu 54 points 11 months ago

Yeah, there’s been an article shared on lemmy a few months ago about couples or families destroyed by AI.

Like the husband thinks he discovered some new truth, kinda religious level about how the world is working and stuff. The he becomes an annoying guru and ruins his social life.

Kind of Qanon people but with chatGPT…

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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Skunk@jlai.lu to c/voyagerapp@lemmy.world

Hello there,

I don’t know if it is a Voyager (2.34.0) problem or iOS (18.4.1) issue but since very recently, 2 weeks max, the app refresh itself almost every time you go back to it.

If you stay on a feed like home or local, scrolled down to older posts (order by newest), when you go back to Voyager 85% of the time it will reload and go back to the 1st post of the feed, thus losing your progression in the scroll addiction.

It also happens if you are inside a post instead of a feed. It happens whether you:

  • "alt-tab" (swipe up) to another application then come back later
  • Keep Voyager on the foreground and just lock your phone with the power button to enjoy life, then come back later.

It looks a lot like this bug report for android: https://github.com/aeharding/voyager/issues/1789

As I said, I don’t know if it is an iOS update or Voyager update that caused that, but it is annoying to lose your position in the doom scrolling addiction.

It is a good cure to that addiction tho.

[-] Skunk@jlai.lu 84 points 1 year ago
[-] Skunk@jlai.lu 59 points 1 year ago

Bans are for adults, you gets sent to your room.

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submitted 1 year ago by Skunk@jlai.lu to c/photomode@feddit.uk

cross-posted from: https://jlai.lu/post/16161995

Je dors en écoutant Morusque jouer de la musique pendant 1h.

Mais, achievement unlocked !

[-] Skunk@jlai.lu 59 points 1 year ago

There’s been another post about the same community (or was it same instance?) a week or two ago.

I remember the bans were because of NYT, USAID and probably others.

I don’t know if we had any explanation of what the fuck (sorry, meant to write ‘WTF’) is happening over there.

[-] Skunk@jlai.lu 52 points 1 year ago

Most of their comics are NSFW so heads up before you go there digging for more :o

FFS, can't even have fun reading cool comics at work

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submitted 1 year ago by Skunk@jlai.lu to c/france@jlai.lu

cross-posted from: https://jlai.lu/post/15408452

Bientôt 33k récoltés !

Copier/coller de la description:

Un bundle au bénéfice de la caisse de grève du Syndicat des Travailleurs·euses du Jeu Vidéo (STJV) pour aider à compenser les pertes de revenus liées à la grève générale du jeu vidéo 2025 (#gg25). Retrouvez les informations sur cette grève ici.

Vous y trouverez des jeux (physiques ou virtuels) mais aussi des zines, des textes,... L'idée était de proposer des créations sur le thème de la grève ou de proposer des jeux déjà existants pour financer la lutte. Nous espérons que vous les apprécierez toutes.

En quelques chiffres, l'édition précédente a récolté 1500$ avec un don moyen de 11$, on compte sur votre générosité pour battre les records !

Vive la grève !

[-] Skunk@jlai.lu 56 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's a work of art, one of my favorite games (and dlc included).

I have a strong PC and play in 4k tho, with tons of mods to improve stuff or change some mechanics. Better textures and loads of clothes as well.

I finished the game several times and have probably a lot more than 100h in it. I still play regularly to simply enjoy life in Night City, and kill some dudes...

I'm in love with that game and I believe anybody should play it at least once in life.

[-] Skunk@jlai.lu 57 points 2 years ago

75% of people working shifts around or inside an aircraft are alcoholics. Never before or at work, but days off are a shit show.

[-] Skunk@jlai.lu 84 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I was wondering how she said it in French cause we don’t really have a translation for fuck (that would be "j’emmerde" or "j'encule" in that specific case).

"Fuck aux réacs, fuck à cette extrême droite, fuck à tous ceux qui voudraient nous enfermer dans la guerre de tous contre tous"

Yeah ok, it’s easier that way, well done Madame La Maire de Paris 👌

[-] Skunk@jlai.lu 78 points 2 years ago

If it’s Boeing, I’m not going.

Yes it was a Max 9, and yes wait for the aviation herald report for details.

[-] Skunk@jlai.lu 63 points 2 years ago

North of France for, well, France.

Remote mountainous regions for Switzerland because besides fucking their cousins, they also lack oxygen with the high altitude.

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