Everyone knows that steam trains are more authentic than electric trains, in the same way that vinyl records are more authentic than CDs

mastodon.social is based in Germany.

I wonder if the US’s Hague Invasion Act would cover him. Or if it would be politic for Biden to explicitly assert that it does.

You’re not paying for the original banana (well, you are, but you’ll have to replace it with a banana of your own sourcing every few days), and presumably the duct tape is ordinary as well, and there’s no special secret trick to correctly arranging it, so anyone reading this could perfectly recreate the artwork at home. You’re paying for the receipt certifying you to be the one person who paid for the concept. In other words, it’s like a NFT, only more ecologically sound.

Berlin?

The punchline is that the cashier doesn’t get any of the tips; they’re pure profit for the business.

“Please stop playing Solitaire and allow the people behind you to pass”

Probably translated word for word by someone who didn’t speak both languages, like English As She Is Spoke or All Your Base Are Belong To Us. I wonder what the other language was, though.

I like the one that looks like a laptop crossed with an Apple IIc. It’s like a beautiful counterpart to those 80s Amstrad luggables.

Someone should shop this (including the groyper avatar) into the “I bet he’s thinking about other girls” meme

Why is there a shelf of home-computer magazines on the flight deck?

Luckily for the red side, the system’s designed so that sand can vote