- Be smol
- Attend a party with large drunk people
Erebor, Ho!
I once activated Siri, and before I could say anything my dog started barking -- and Siri replied "Good boy!"
"Palette of tuna? One gross order of feathers on a stick? Premium, Extra Fancy catnip?
-- Oh good, nothing amiss here!"
I sense I'm about to fall into a deep, deep rabbit hole 😄
"So, if Gandalf... weighs more than a duck... he's a wraith!"
A GD B.
Gotta teach the birds about stranger danger.
On the plus side, the uranium-235 cookies will probably stay warm a lot longer than the others.
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sundray
joined 9 months ago