Seriously this opens up so much creativity for the DM.

"This person seems familiar to you, but you're not sure why."

"You think you've been here before, but you're not sure when."

"Being on a ship feels like home, but you have no memories of ever being on a ship."

"Upon seeing the ruins of the village you find yourself overcome with sorrow, you feel like you've lost something important but you don't know what."

Part of the adventure can be a quest to reunite them with their lost memories.

Sounds like they're likely also to find themselves in legal trouble

At least one can hope

Higher res image of the chat UwU

I gotcha fam, I got this shit

"I was standing next to a goth at a crosswalk and they opened their umbrella and I literally shit myself thinking this person was turning into a bat."

No cap I think that's it

If they're advertising a price lock and not delivering a price lock how are they not being hit with the long arm of a government agency for false advertising?

Re-Enabling the dislike button would help too

Kernal level anti-cheat means I ain't gonna play it

I don't care where the company is based no game should be requiring kernal level access, that's just opening the door for security concerns

I'll never forget one of my coworkers asking me what my first language was because, "I speak English as a second language I know what it sounds like, so what's your first language?"

My first language is English, I just speak it really poorly

If they have an app they can gather far more personal data from you (and your device) that they can then turn around and sell

For those that don't want to read the article:

Tesla is going with buttons on the steering wheel instead of a stick to the left of the wheel

They had such a huge amount of brand recognition and vocabulary associated with their site and Elon just decided to kill that

Ffs

Yes change the name and iconic logo of a huge corporation, that will go over great.

If he hadn't demonstrated his incompetence earlier I'd think it was intentional.

I still think there's a bit of intent to destroy the company but it's kinda hard to tell.