It's common to the point of mootness, but: when describing the planet, Earth is a proper noun and should be capitalized. Otherwise you are referring to soil.
I sit down from cleaning out an office with a found magazine - was struck by how much is the same as it ever was.
The only reason this counts as fiction is probably because noone asked him what he thinks.
I like the idea that these are scientist-monitored birds that you remove the tag from before dressing and eating.
I know a good number of North Koreans...
How do you know so many North Koreans?
Eventually it's less a test of what you know, and more a test of how quick can you get through a reference guide.
mom kicks me out for being gay
find a sugar daddy
My reading tells me OP is a dude.
On the plus side, there's very little chance of birth defects!
The only issue I have with this jape is the first in the list might should be "moondoe."
As the Honorable Apostophe Judge in charge of this district, the apostrophes displayed in this meme are accurate: the first being the possessive of "nobody", and the second being a contraction of "dick is". The accused is thus declared not guilty.
Is... is this true? I understand bazongas to be analagous to chesticles, whereas to be caked up is to hold a lotta junk in dat trunk.
Is there a reason she's dressed as an amazon? Beyond the thirst-trap?
Get off that high horse: linux can still run DotA 2.
God forbid men try to practice having empathy in a private setting.
But yeah, therapy would probably help a lot.