I unironically love this. Of course it isn't practical in the least, but I love it.
Wake me up when Septempril ends
Like my father's come and past, 1900 years has gone so fast!
Sounds like a medicine I shouldn't take before asking my doctor if it's right for me.
Ask your doctor if Moctopril™ is right for you!
My insurance won't cover it so I have to take Novemugust...
Novemugust is what I’ve been feeling since last November.
Managust, the manliest of months.
j'october
Tu as october
Il elle on a october
october
j'octobe
tu octobes
il/elle/on octobe
nous octobons
vous octobez
ils/elles octobent
"Lousy Smarch Weather"
'Do Not Touch -Willie'
"Hey, good advice!"
This is disgusting. Who enters dates in month/day/year order?
That’s just adding salt to the would
Genuine Question:
if you could split the month names into 3, how would you split them to maximise their choice overlap?
I assume the post is the maximum. I wonder if there is an algorithm for that
hierarchical letter clustering would be my guess, or graph-based clustering using ngrams of 2-4 as nodes and maximising for connections.
Or using an optimized Regex and printing out the DFA?
Edit: Quick N-gram analysis (min=3, max=num letters in that month)
R-code
library(ngram)
tmonths = c("january", "february", "march",
"april", "may", "june", "july",
"august", "september", "october",
"november", "december")
zzz = lapply(tmonths, function(mon){
ng = ngram::ngram_asweka(paste(unlist(strsplit(mon, split="")), collapse=" "), min=3, max=nchar(mon))
return(gsub(" ", "", ng))
})
res = sort(table(unlist(zzz)))
res[res > 1]
This gives the following 9 ngram frequencies greater than 1:
ary uar uary emb embe ember mbe mber ber
2 2 2 3 3 3 3 3 4
As you can see two longest most common motifs are "em-ber" and "uar-y"
Using this I propose the following graph
Mermaid
stateDiagram
direction LR
sept --> em
nov --> em
dec --> em
em --> ber
oc --> to
to --> ber
feb --> uar
uar --> y
jan --> uar
ju --> ne
ju --> l
l --> y
ma --> r
ma --> y
r --> ch
a --> p
p --> r
r --> il
a --> u
u --> gust
Thanks for saving me time, my head was already spinning on the previous comment but you made it stop.
My wife and I always wanted a joctober baby...
Decay is my favourite month
at least no bot will solve this
Might be a decent way to sort out bots, actually.
I understand that bad ui is a fun meme and all, but how did this one even cross their mind as an idea for a bad UI? This is a new level of convoluted I would not have even considered.
My guess: someone messed up trying to split an array and split a string from it and hilarity ensued.
I, too, was born in Septulyber.
I was born in _arch, btw.
I love the month of Jay
Febroctobus
12 options as 21. At least it counts as lines of code for a performance review
Hmm. A bit redundant.
[ j ] [ uly ] [ y ]
Shoulda just been [ ul ].
For a truly peak UI make the text very light gray on a white background, in the thinnest font possible.
They should have included an option for BC and AD.
Best CAPTCHA ever!
y
a
m
We can clearly see that this design is silly, because it allows for so many invalid states. Yet when we represent some type, let's say in Java, were so often forced to do this exact same thing. Have variables in a container of which only a certain combination is valid. And then have at most a comment saying "this number is only valid if X is also set" or "if the validity boolean is true". Luckily Java finally has some ability for the so-called sum types now, just like Haskell's data types or Rust's enum types. Imo any language should have this.
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