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[-] clb92@feddit.dk 174 points 3 weeks ago

Ask your doctor if Moctopril™ is right for you!

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 41 points 3 weeks ago

My insurance won't cover it so I have to take Novemugust...

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[-] thoughtfuldragon@lemmy.blahaj.zone 104 points 3 weeks ago
[-] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Jocktober is a workout month. Gotta get fit for my costume.

[-] Ediacarium@feddit.org 88 points 3 weeks ago

This is disgusting. Who enters dates in month/day/year order?

[-] MadMadBunny@lemmy.ca 18 points 3 weeks ago

That’s just adding salt to the would

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[-] sailorzoop@lemmy.librebun.com 66 points 3 weeks ago

Decay is my favourite month

[-] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 54 points 3 weeks ago

I’ll take “le tits now” for 300, Trebek ~HEH~ ~HEH~

I think of this moment probably once a month and I don't know how to make it stop.

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[-] cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zone 39 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Nomecks@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Presently42@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] PyroNeurosis@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 3 weeks ago

I was born in _arch, btw.

[-] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago

Wake me up when Septempril ends

[-] codapine@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like a medicine I shouldn't take before asking my doctor if it's right for me.

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[-] mcqtom@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago

Hmm. A bit redundant.

[ j ] [ uly ] [ y ]

Shoulda just been [ ul ].

[-] drangus@piefed.social 13 points 3 weeks ago

The blank options solve that

[-] mcqtom@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I'm not saying it doesn't work. I'm saying it's not good.

Almost perfect. 0/10

[-] fubarx@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

Best CAPTCHA ever!

[-] UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone 19 points 3 weeks ago

I, too, was born in Septulyber.

[-] Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zone 18 points 3 weeks ago
[-] diemartin@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 weeks ago
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[-] ilinamorato@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

I unironically love this. Of course it isn't practical in the least, but I love it.

[-] Deathray5@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 3 weeks ago

12 options as 21. At least it counts as lines of code for a performance review

[-] genuineparts@infosec.pub 13 points 3 weeks ago

Managust, the manliest of months.

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago

Febroctobus

[-] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 12 points 3 weeks ago

febroctorch has the best weather in Argentina on Tuesdays

[-] finitebanjo@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Might be a decent way to sort out bots, actually.

[-] LovableSidekick@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

For a truly peak UI make the text very light gray on a white background, in the thinnest font possible.

[-] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

It's basically the UI equivalent of this:

Yes, it's a fully-functional date picker and also deviously, wildly, uncomfortably outside of aesthetic norms. Also, there's a lots of fun, invalid combinations of input outside of the usual "February 30th" shenanigans.

Why yes, that's my birthday: the 32nd of Septunepril. What's the problem?

[-] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 11 points 3 weeks ago

This is a repost from last japril.

[-] teft@piefed.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

Novemy showers bring Septanugust flowers.

At least that's what my grandma would say.

[-] rustydrd@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

Decoctorch sounds kind of cool though. Anyone up for some calendar reform?

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[-] UnfortunateShort@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)
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[-] paulbg@programming.dev 9 points 3 weeks ago

at least no bot will solve this

[-] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 3 weeks ago

What, you werent born on Mapril 0, 1901?

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[-] socrates@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Joctopril, novel ACE inhibitor, new and improved!

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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Finally I can input my birthday of Jempril 0 without having to use a keyboard!

[-] tetris11@feddit.uk 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Genuine Question:

if you could split the month names into 3, how would you split them to maximise their choice overlap?

  • "em" is a good overlap for nov/sept/dec
  • "uar" is good for jan/febr
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[-] eronth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 3 weeks ago

I understand that bad ui is a fun meme and all, but how did this one even cross their mind as an idea for a bad UI? This is a new level of convoluted I would not have even considered.

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[-] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 3 weeks ago

This is beautiful. Especially if it filters the available selections based on what is selected in the previous column.

[-] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Funny month names are all well and good, but the only ones you can actually spell here are:

January, March, May, September, November, and December.

Otherwise, it's

Febranuary, Japril, Juney, Julyber, Maugust, and Moctober

[-] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago

I think you can use the white space so it's "[ ]april"

[-] SnekZone@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago

Kinda true. If the whitespace from the top row doesn't get removed, you are left with "febr uary".

[-] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

With white space you can make every month

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They should have included an option for BC and AD.

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