Don’t be a lazybones folks!

ITT: Look at the parents, this kid was just rebelling!

Press X to doubt

Or… He was a conservative that saw MAGA as the existential crisis that it is. He decided that he had nothing left to lose. He went for it.

Let’s be real here. The only shame was that he missed.

I think he died for a cause. But that could just be my bias showing.

Idk the message there is actually pretty good. If they follow the teachings of their prophet, then they’d leave us the hell alone.

I hope she is able to do so. It’s pretty clear that TFG will not willingly pay any amount of money.

Thats hilarious. Wake me up when he actually pays the $300 bajillion dollars.

Headlines are so sensational. From the article:

A Korean Air spokesperson said: “A Korean Air aircraft came into contact with a Cathay aircraft during pushback at New Chitose (Sapporo) Airport by the third-party ground handler vehicle which slipped due to heavy snow. There were no injuries and the airline is cooperating with all relevant authorities.”

This was not related to the other event, at all. A plane slid into another, due to heavy snow, while being moved by the ground crew.

Ah yes, the Panasonic Discman, the prime successor to the Phillips Walkman.

That would humanize those whom they oppress.

The missing features are software based. They’re not selling inferior phones. The article even mentions that getting this to work in other countries involves different issues such as regulation and legality of the features. This really is not new.

The worst part, from the article:

After the hearing, Emanuel and roughly two-dozen supporters congregated around his truck — a white Ford F-250 donning a Confederate flag.

The people who he tried to kill asked the court for mercy. He then goes outside to receive the support of fellow racists.

We are not happy with that. We are ashamed of that. But [under] the jury system, you have to follow the laws, and I cannot tell a judge [to] do that and ignore the law, because... that's against the rule of law," he said.

Listen: I don’t make the rules, I just think them up and write them down.

Vim all the way!!