[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 23 hours ago

Nadella has lost his mind

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 day ago

When I saw Windows 11.

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If she wants more men, Alaska is calling.

But also, maybe she's entering her mid-50s and guys aren't as interested.

I'm nearing that age but look younger. I've had this experience more than once: chatting with a guy, they will be interested, during the course of the conversation they learn I'm 15 years older than they thought, and they'll just click off.

Which is kind of odd to me, like, you liked ogling me well enough 5 seconds ago, and I didn't think you were exactly evaluating me for prospective matrimony...

And this tailing off will be more pronounced if you're hoping that the man will be interested in you as a display object.

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 days ago

I was gonna say, you need 16 rounds before reloading for self-defense? Are you Pablo?

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 3 days ago

Yeah, an asshole.

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 42 points 3 days ago

I think Linus would agree that he's one of the all-time assholes in world history, but sometimes his heart is in the right place.

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 36 points 5 days ago

Jogging is practice for how humans killed pretty much all the megafauna in the world: exhaustion hunting.

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 98 points 1 month ago

Yeah if you're cooking breakfast for an 8 year old in that kid's house on Mother's Day, congrats you nominated yourself.

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 60 points 1 month ago

TERFs love the patriarchy, they aren't feminist at all.

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 1 month ago

Remember an M.D.. voted to install this dipshit because he's a Republican.

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 74 points 2 months ago

I told one of my friends that I'm being looked at differently in crowds now, and he just said "no you're imagining it".

Many people just do not believe what trans people tell them. At all.

[-] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 266 points 4 months ago

My brother said something similar "I never shampoo and my hair doesn't stink".

My wife and I informed him that his hair stank, and that we had to launder the pillowcase immediately after he stayed over because it stank up the room and adjacent hallway the day after.

OP got used to his BO, I promise you the people around him know he does not use soap.

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