That's awesome actually. Would be incredibly useful in a shop.

"boypussy" also acceptable.

Excellent idea, I'm gonna go play Cobalt Core.

Thanks OP!

He also got his ass handed to him in that scene...

"Aaahhh! Why are you burning the Koran, nephew?"

"Lemmy.ml ToS, uncle."

"Carry on, wise child."

Sconnies don't get drunk, they get loose.

Yup, most people would just use Mint if it came on their laptop and not really think about it.

I thought 10 was a decent OS once debloated, used it for a while.

Back to Linux now though.

Perfect Simpsons reference. Sick.

Yeah if you're cooking breakfast for an 8 year old in that kid's house on Mother's Day, congrats you nominated yourself.

I told one of my friends that I'm being looked at differently in crowds now, and he just said "no you're imagining it".

Many people just do not believe what trans people tell them. At all.

My brother said something similar "I never shampoo and my hair doesn't stink".

My wife and I informed him that his hair stank, and that we had to launder the pillowcase immediately after he stayed over because it stank up the room and adjacent hallway the day after.

OP got used to his BO, I promise you the people around him know he does not use soap.