Jesus. That's going to cost you a lot more than you think it should. Prize bull semen doses can go for thousands, and if I remember correctly, prize winning horses are going to be about the same.

I just went and looked it up. Page 43 lists them from a little under a thousand euros to nearly two thousand. I didn't bother reading through all the terms and conditions, but maybe you could convince them to not charge you the foal fee since, well, you degenerates aren't buying this for horse breeding purposes...

Anyway, a quick search found a hilariously bad SEO website that looks good enough for me. 30-100 milliliters sounds like you're going to need minimum 40 emissions worth. And I bet you're not getting a full load from the supplier, just enough for your highly paid vet to do IVF, so I'm betting we'll be buying about 150 doses or so.

"I need a washing machine"

GE: Here u go

"I also need a 30mm hydraulically driven 7 barrel gatling-style autocannon with a rate of fire you can measure in hertz"

GE: Here u go

Wanting and needing a gallon of horse cum are two different things.

www.ordersemen.com

appropriate domain name

That’ll go great with my gallon of PCP

This is like when I found out about the Budweiser horses

"cool, cool, now do you have a semi-automatic pistol that shoots a gallon of horse cum?"

"I need it for... Reasons..."

Both equally effective in self defense

See, America? Gun control is not the end of the world! You can safely implement sensible firearms legislation. You can just move to Some Other Thing after that! It's not hard!

I think a gallon is a bit much. It doesn't taste THAT good.