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wayneradiotv posts:
[a screenshot of a discord conversation]
Lrang
I got a cart in pristine condition from an old man at a yard sale he had a big happy smile and when | put it in the console there was a save file saying I love you

Mysterious Nonsensical P...
Did Mario pull you into the TV and give you a big hug
[end of screenshot]

Erarg creates the world's first Happypasta

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batshit-auspol posts:
So today in "Batshit things happening during the Australian election” - the Liberal Party has dropped a rap diss track about the Prime Minister and shopping prices on Soundcloud, and for those wondering, yes it is the worst thing you will ever hear.

As if that wasn't weird enough on its own, there's plenty of accusations circulating that they made the song using Al, given the bizarre choice of using an American accent in the song, and it's been pointed out that the cover art is parodying a Drake album cover which isn't exactly someone you want to be aligning yourself with in a rap battle right now.

Shoutout to this quote from Channel 7's story when the song dropped:

[snippet from the article reading: "At the time of writing, the track has one comment.

it simply says "excretable", meaning extreme bad or unpleasant "
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Optical illusions are wild.
Close one eye, tilt your phone back, and look at the screen from the charging hole!

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isawken posts:
just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher

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isawken posts:
just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23660643

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femmenietzsche posted:
Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather

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femmenietzsche posted:
Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather

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femmenietzsche posted:
Vikings didn't have horns on their helmets but I bet if you showed them a single modern Viking depiction they'd all start doing it like gangsters imitating The Godfather

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/23510483

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mysharona1987 posts:
[screenshot of a tweet]
@iamthedunce tweets:
Vampires don't live in castles, Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire.

iamnmbr3 replies:
this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace

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mysharona1987 posts:
[screenshot of a tweet]
@iamthedunce tweets:
Vampires don't live in castles, Count Dracula lived in a castle because he was a count, not because he was a vampire.

iamnmbr3 replies:
this feels like a sensitivity training for how to not commit micro aggressions against vampires in your workplace