I wouldn't shed a tear if this happened.

That's how I read those signs. That Bubba in the truck had a boner for Justin.

My response to those truck flags was always "Gay and proud. YES! You go girl!"

It wasn't released until 2024, but that's ok.

Dear USA,

Your grandpa is loose in the garden again. He's clearly confused. He just took his pants off, is rubbing dog poo on his head, and mumbling something about tariffs.

Please come get him as soon as possible.

Thanks,

Canada.

Canada is going to come out of this stronger thanks to Trump. We're working on improving our in-country trade right now. We're well liked in European circles and might end up in the EU. We're building trade with other countries. I'm feeling pretty positive about our future without the US.

If the US continues to descend into madness, we're going to be the country the USA brain drain ends up in. That will only help us.

Of course all of this depends on if the US decides to not go all Russia on us - which is going to wreck both countries.

In the article

As a Canadian, I’m reeling from the unraveling of a relationship I once believed to be unshakeable — a bond between our two nations that felt secure and enduring.

It's about the breakdown between two long time allies by one want-to-be US dictator working in the interested of Russia.

This is a historic moment. The US and Canada will never be the same again.

Maybe we need some tariffs against the USA until they clean up their act along the border?

I lived most of my life in areas where fireflies were around, but they weren't the bioluminescent type,

The house I moved to about 5 years ago is in the woods and 3 months out of the year these guys buzz around my front yard and I've even helped a few out of the house.

They never fail to bring a smile to my face.

As a Canadian, I read that conservative reply and just think "Holy shit is this a dumb fucking American."

I'm really glad that these are the types of Americans that don't cross the border because that means leaving their emotional support gun at home.

I think any retaliatory tariffs from Canada need to be a minimum of 30 days.

He's basically saying it now. He is calling his current tariff "reciprocal".