Clearly you don't eat babies! The whole point of eating babies is the skull comes apart.

Replying because I need to think about how I'm going to vote for this comment and plan to come back later.

switch to my feet

Definitely, I'd rather do lots of other things than try to fuck someone with a condom.

The first thing in this thread to make me squirm in discomfort.

escape into the scrotum

No, they do not. They never leave the epididymis.

I meant he could get a vasectomy and have unprotected sex with his SO while still having safe sex with other people, but I guess it's just how it was negotiated.

Ooohhh, your wife won't have unprotected sex b/c of the other partners. I figured you'd at least be able to be fluid bonded with your SO.

It is important that we understand these people, who are our family and neighbours. This isn't a person who is seeking a "platform". Labeling them "jerkoff whackjobs" is emotionally gratifying, but it doesn't give you useful insight. Indeed, it's a way of turning off your brain and not thinking deeply about it. It's a defense mechanism against things that are disturbing and difficult to understand and process.

You can still use condoms with men...?!

After I got mine I would tell people, "Whatever happens 500 years from now, it's not my fucking fault."

Of course it ignores that, that was not the subject of discussion. You've just moved the goal post. I'm sure that was unintentional. Perhaps review the thread.

You're not the boss of me. And in no moral position to criticize.