I would like to cordially invite him to poop out his own liver. Either interpretation of that phrase is fine.

Yeah. ZERO chance Canada becomes a state, or ten states. We'd be Snowy Puerto Rico.

I sanitize my cider bottles in the dishwasher. Works great.

I just open the dishwasher. Pull out the bottom rack, shake the top rack a bit and deal with any puddles. Anything that's not dry just goes back in for another hour. Leave the door open until dry.

FVO readable for future me, it's not so bad. I don't have to worry about other people so much. :)

Sure. Nothing stopping you writing readable well commented perl. Just avoid some of the more terse statements. It can be a challenge though.

Shrug. If you don't like Perl, don't use it.

It certainly has its issues. I find that the things people have trouble with are the things I tend to like about it. Of course, reading it later is a problem sometimes. :)

Write only language!

I still reach for it sometimes.

heheh. I wasn't really making an argument though

perl -e 'print "fart\n" if 1;'

Argument?

If this were Facebook I would say this is a bot harvesting user locations for advertising profiles...

It's kinda natural to me having used Perl a lot.