At the schoolyard:

So my mom commented on my tiktok dance, cringe!

You think that's cringe, I borrowed the laptop and now my mom is suing a bunch of porn companies.

Alternative title: Inspired to find a man to take you for a ride in his space penis

My bet is that if he expects to cut 2 trillion, he will end up increasing the budget by 4 trillion.

Anon learns that outdoors is fake and gay.

There are dozens of us that don't have a FB account!

The streets are wet so it's easier to perform stunt driving.

Will GPT-7 then be a burntout startup founder?

The steam roller of inclusivity, accepting others and mutual respect.

Best time for a bot to reply.

I just run

cat /dev/urandom | strings | head -10

Until I find something that slaps.

Just wait for the cracked version, they often reduce the size while they are at it.