[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 64 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I just want the LG G5 back. It had a(n):

  • Removable battery
  • SD card slot
  • Infrared blaster
  • FM Radio
  • 3.5mm jack
  • Compass
  • Barometer
  • Gyro
  • NFC
  • Fingerprint reader

And a ton of other stuff. Truly the best android phone ever made

Closest I can find now is the Ulefone line (no removable battery) but I have no idea if they're decent phones or not.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If I read this post without any context I would think "this guy is too poor to hire a black prostitute" and not " this guy doesn't have a particle accelerator capable of making a miniature black hole"

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 year ago

How many? Turn off TV, unsubscribe from Hulu rows.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 94 points 1 year ago

Start watching sissy hypnosis videos to condition yourself into eating it, obviously. It's the only undetectable disposal method.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 2 years ago

Referring to yourself in the third person is cringe as fuck

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 81 points 2 years ago

$82k

Sorry anon I make about 50% more sitting behind a desk and playing Lego with web services

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 2 years ago

There are other more efficient working fluids for power transfer but water is pretty hard to beat due to it not being toxic or an environmental hazard.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 2 years ago

I can get my dick sucked every few hours all week.

Caveat: by men

Plot twist: I'm bi

Double twist: I'm married

Final twist: I'm lying

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 2 years ago

Now he's getting other people's shit together

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 2 years ago

I didn't call out a specific dimension on a machined part; instead I left it to the machinist to understand and figure out what needed to be done without explicitly making it clear.

That part was a 2 ton forging with two layers of explosion-bonded cladding on one side. The machinist faced all the way through a cladding layer before realizing something was off.

The replacement had a 6 month lead time.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 66 points 2 years ago

A heartfelt, handwritten thank-you letter telling them they're a great teacher and how they positively impacted your life.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 2 years ago

100 microwatts.

Lol so the same as almost every other nuclear battery.

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