[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 days ago

You'd be surprised at how many phones don't have enough accelerometers to know their full orientation in space. Compass, NFC, and barometer are also not givens.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 63 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I just want the LG G5 back. It had a(n):

  • Removable battery
  • SD card slot
  • Infrared blaster
  • FM Radio
  • 3.5mm jack
  • Compass
  • Barometer
  • Gyro
  • NFC
  • Fingerprint reader

And a ton of other stuff. Truly the best android phone ever made

Closest I can find now is the Ulefone line (no removable battery) but I have no idea if they're decent phones or not.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 41 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

If I read this post without any context I would think "this guy is too poor to hire a black prostitute" and not " this guy doesn't have a particle accelerator capable of making a miniature black hole"

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 6 months ago

How many? Turn off TV, unsubscribe from Hulu rows.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 94 points 7 months ago

Start watching sissy hypnosis videos to condition yourself into eating it, obviously. It's the only undetectable disposal method.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 81 points 10 months ago

$82k

Sorry anon I make about 50% more sitting behind a desk and playing Lego with web services

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 48 points 10 months ago

There are other more efficient working fluids for power transfer but water is pretty hard to beat due to it not being toxic or an environmental hazard.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 1 year ago

I can get my dick sucked every few hours all week.

Caveat: by men

Plot twist: I'm bi

Double twist: I'm married

Final twist: I'm lying

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 1 year ago

Now he's getting other people's shit together

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 47 points 1 year ago

I didn't call out a specific dimension on a machined part; instead I left it to the machinist to understand and figure out what needed to be done without explicitly making it clear.

That part was a 2 ton forging with two layers of explosion-bonded cladding on one side. The machinist faced all the way through a cladding layer before realizing something was off.

The replacement had a 6 month lead time.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 66 points 1 year ago

A heartfelt, handwritten thank-you letter telling them they're a great teacher and how they positively impacted your life.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 40 points 2 years ago

100 microwatts.

Lol so the same as almost every other nuclear battery.

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