It's a 17 year old tool in the world's most popular scripting language. It's effectively had billions of tests run against it.

If I read this post without any context I would think "this guy is too poor to hire a black prostitute" and not " this guy doesn't have a particle accelerator capable of making a miniature black hole"

How many? Turn off TV, unsubscribe from Hulu rows.

Start watching sissy hypnosis videos to condition yourself into eating it, obviously. It's the only undetectable disposal method.

Referring to yourself in the third person is cringe as fuck

$82k

Sorry anon I make about 50% more sitting behind a desk and playing Lego with web services

There are other more efficient working fluids for power transfer but water is pretty hard to beat due to it not being toxic or an environmental hazard.

I can get my dick sucked every few hours all week.

Caveat: by men

Plot twist: I'm bi

Double twist: I'm married

Final twist: I'm lying

Now he's getting other people's shit together

I didn't call out a specific dimension on a machined part; instead I left it to the machinist to understand and figure out what needed to be done without explicitly making it clear.

That part was a 2 ton forging with two layers of explosion-bonded cladding on one side. The machinist faced all the way through a cladding layer before realizing something was off.

The replacement had a 6 month lead time.

A heartfelt, handwritten thank-you letter telling them they're a great teacher and how they positively impacted your life.

100 microwatts.

Lol so the same as almost every other nuclear battery.