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[-] PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com 190 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I'm going to message this to every woman, femboy and twink on bumble and then maybe I can finally get some ass.

Edit: Welp, I'm banned now

[-] sleen@lemmy.zip 61 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Dating apps and whatnot are a joke anyways, these days.

[-] sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com 54 points 4 months ago

I can get my dick sucked every few hours all week.

Caveat: by men

Plot twist: I'm bi

Double twist: I'm married

Final twist: I'm lying

[-] saltesc@lemmy.world 26 points 4 months ago

I knew it! You do the dick sucking.

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

Sexual_tomato doesn't sound like the name of someone flexible enough to do that

[-] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 4 points 4 months ago

Why not? It's Sexual_tomato not Sexual_comatose

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