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Supportive dad (lemy.lol)
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I'm about to give myself a root canal/filling. I have no dental training. But the pain is more than I can bare.

Ask me anything.

I'm scared guys.

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Math (files.catbox.moe)
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Alt text:

be me

serverless supervisor

in charge of making sure the serverless environment is in fact, serverless

occasionally have to check if it's really serverless

one day, find out there are actual servers being used

serverless environment is no longer serverless

distress.jpg

ask my boss what to do

he says "just make it serverless again"

I say "how"

he says "I don't know, you're the supervisor"

rage.jpg

quit my job

become a servers supervisor

first day on the job, go to the new server room

it's empty, serverless

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