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submitted 1 month ago by MarcellusDrum@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@lemmy.ml

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[-] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 53 points 1 month ago

Time crawls when your kids don't speak to you during retirement.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 month ago

Bring home a boyfriend and call both of them daddy

[-] reagansrottencorpse@lemmy.ml 22 points 1 month ago

Bring home a big buff boyfriend to kick the dads ass.

[-] dumbass@leminal.space 28 points 1 month ago

Next time the dad says "Well that went quicker than I thought" you just repeat the same line he said to you.

[-] Agosagror@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 1 month ago

This is gay but is it fake?

[-] j4k3@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago

Moral high ground. "I'm disappointed in your lack of ethics," and walk out.

[-] WeirdGoesPro@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

Ah, yes, works every time. /s

[-] 68silver@beehaw.org -2 points 1 month ago

Or you could move out of mom and dads house and be an adult.

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