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[-] culprit@lemmy.ml 54 points 1 week ago

The evil communists are repressing the hardworking suicide booth owners from making a ~~killing~~ profit and an honest living.

[-] cornishon@lemmygrad.ml 46 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Obviously those are fake communist numbers, can't trust them!

And besides, people in those countries can't suicide because the evil regime would gulag their whole family for two generations!

And actually, higher suicide rate in capitalist countries just shows they have more personal freedom/are more democratic!


some free-thinker liberal out there

[-] triplenadir@lemmygrad.ml 14 points 1 week ago

The funniest part to me is that people went to reply, had the chance to read what they were about to say in your comment (maybe some of them even did read it wow) and then ended up saying one of these things anyway. Incredible, no notes

[-] cornishon@lemmygrad.ml 8 points 1 week ago

I honestly don't expect to find examples of all three in this comment section. The libs are not OK.

[-] QinShiHuangsShlong@lemmy.ml 37 points 1 week ago

All the shitlibs are suddenly weirdly pro suicide.

[-] yogthos@lemmy.ml 33 points 1 week ago

I love how rankled all the libs get when they see this.

[-] Tabitha@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

theory-gary suicide is literally illegal under capitalism

[-] ShimmeringKoi@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

"Heh, you fool, you naive, obviously the devious asian commies are simply lyingnot-listeningsmuglord"

[-] pineapple@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago

To all the people reading through this comment section believing that China and the DPRK are obviously lying about their suicide rates consider that you might be believing this with very little evidence. Unless you can show otherwise there is no actual reasonable evidence that proves in any way that they are indeed lying about this information.

Instead of following your gut actually take a step back and consider all the evidence you have that proves these countries are lying about there own statistics. The truth isn't always easy to find, conspiracy theorists believe insane theories such as covid is fake because they mindlessly follow what they have been told without good evidence. I'm not telling you to become a communist I'm just telling you to always consider that everything you have been told your whole life could be wrong. Maybe the flat earthers were right all along.

[-] tobebannedbygaymods@lemmy.zip -4 points 1 week ago

They probably aren't lying , but that doesn't mean living there is better , it might just be an ideological problem Life in a middle eastern war torn Muslim Country is a living hell so why won't you just kill your self ? , u can't Suicide in islam is a great sin and people don't suicide even if they want too Same might be true for people in China or North Korea or maybe life is just simpler there so no one suicides !

[-] pineapple@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 days ago

What if people commit suicide less in china and the DPRK because their lives are actually better? Is it not at least worth considering the possibility that people in these countries are happier? And what makes Chinese and Koreans simpler people than people from there capitalist counterparts, I think all humans are smart and complex individuals with deep, emotional personalities.

As well I think that people consider suicide due to feeling oppressed, unvalued and alienated. Therefore, the difference between societies with high and low suicide rates is a result of how well the society helps it's lowest and most oppressed members.

[-] tobebannedbygaymods@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

It could be , for example if the gov provides a house , food and medical care life would be simpler and I guess in NK every one has a job and don't have to deal with BS corporate shit and HR assholes so life is simpler there so less suicide

the difference between societies with high and low suicide rates is a result of how well the society helps it’s lowest and most oppressed members. yes absolutely , with an exception to muslim societies Seriously the only reason I haven't commited suicide is the miniscule Tiny Hair connecting me to islam , no matter what opressed unlucky indivisual you know I'm 10x more , u can ask u will be suprised

[-] pineapple@lemmy.ml 1 points 3 days ago

Sorry but Im not following your train of thought. Are you saying that the govenment providing housing, food and medical to people who need it, is not making a better place to live, it is just making a simpler place to live?

Of so what would make a place actually better to live?

[-] m532@lemmy.ml 4 points 6 days ago

Oh no it "might" be bad. Theoretically. If everyone's brains suddenly worked differently somehow. Then it would maybe be bad. Otherwise it's good.

But even in your wildest worst-case-scenario-plus-made-up-stuff fantasies, the capitalist countries are still worse.

[-] ChairmanMeow@programming.dev 0 points 1 week ago

Afghanistan's suicide rate is 1.84. Palestine is at 0.77, Syria at 0.94. These places must be heaven on Earth then!

[-] Mubelotix@jlai.lu -5 points 1 week ago

Imagine not even having the right to kill yourself

[-] gary_host_laptop@lemmy.ml 21 points 1 week ago

why is this important at all? who fucking cares that suicide is legal or not when trying to kill yourself? you're gonna die bro, what you plan on committing suicide but you're afraid of some legal bullshit?

what country are you from? is suicide legal? is that your first thought when you're depressed? are you some sort of euthanasia propagandist? i dont eve get where your going with this

[-] RiverRock@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Lmao incredible

Data: Hey, it looks like people in this capitalist country kill themselves way, way more than the people in this socialist country right next door

Real Democracy Loving Patriots™: That's because those poor bastards in Communist Badcountry don't have the FREEDOM to kill themselves😤

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Not to side with the propaganda guy, but it's illegal to commit suicide in the US. Not sure about other countries but I'm sure it's common.

[-] ZeroHora@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 week ago

There's like 9 countries that euthanasia is legal and none is on the map.

[-] asdasd201@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 1 week ago

You know what? You can travel to the said countries and increase the numbers, I'm pretty sure that will show the CCP and Kim dynasty!

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