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[-] macbayne82@lemmy.world 39 points 9 months ago

How... adorrible.

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 18 points 9 months ago

Oh my gosh he's just so cute! This is why we need Gene editing. Screw long life and super intelligence, I want spider turtle!!!

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 21 points 9 months ago

This is too far. It’s just plain heathenistic.

Everybody’s worried about sharks or drop bears or pit bulls… Spider turtle related concussions would be through the roof.

We’d have to wear hard hats in the forest. They’d be dropping out of trees, bonking us on the heads like coconuts.

You’d be trying to go to sleep, but your back hurts, like there’s a knot in it. Nope, you’re lying on top of a spider turtle. It’s shell has been giving you back problems for weeks!!

Imagine… just imagine finding one in the toilet at 2 am. You’d feel way too guilty to pee on it & you’d have to use the other bathroom.

You see cute. I see cold floors & a long, lonely distance with a full bladder… terrifying.

[-] BallShapedMan@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

🤣🤣🤣

I think you just came up with a fantastic writing prompt for a short story!

[-] HonkTonkWoman@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

If anything develops into a screenplay, I want an EP credit 😉

[-] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 17 points 9 months ago

Yea this is going into my next dnd campaign

[-] Ulvain@sh.itjust.works 13 points 9 months ago
[-] bradinutah@thelemmy.club 2 points 9 months ago

HP Lovecraft would be proud!

[-] Makeitstop@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Gonna make this the animal companion for my Drowid.

[-] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 14 points 9 months ago

It’s the next evolutionary step, obviously.

[-] 342345@feddit.de 6 points 9 months ago

No. The next step are wings. Imagine flying spiders. 😍

[-] nefurious_krankstar@lemmy.world 14 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

1 unkillable flying turtle spider for you

1000013501

[-] don@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Deploying automated persistent AI-directed free electron laser botswarms now

[-] 342345@feddit.de 5 points 9 months ago

Evolution, baby! 😁

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

It can only be defeated by the crab-turtle-spider - the final step in evolution!

[-] nefurious_krankstar@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

o no he looks so sad he has got low self esteem 1000013502

[-] TWeaK@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

*low shellf esteem.

[-] odigo2020@lemmy.zip 10 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

We've got these already, called a coconut crab, and it's not unlikely that they killed and ate Amelia Earheart.

https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/coconut-crabs-eat-everything-from-kittens-to-maybe-amelia-earhart-180948206/

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

This is just a (very cute) crab with not many extra steps.

Carcinization is an example of a phenomenon called convergent evolution, which is when different groups independently evolve the same traits. It's the same reason both bats and birds have wings.

[-] Something_Complex@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

And there are soooo many of those that ends up in crabs that some evolution cientists joke that we all will end up in the perfect shape.

A crab shape

[-] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

We are all but mere stepping stones of our species glorious path of evolving into crabs.

[-] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 9 points 9 months ago

I think I found my new favorite starter Pokémon.

[-] Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

Oh no. No, we do not need an armored spider

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 4 points 9 months ago

It will have a mana bar next.

[-] don@lemm.ee 7 points 9 months ago

This creature’s existence is what brings about the creation of hand-held linear particle accelerators (HLPAs), and the nature of warfare is forever changed.

[-] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.one 5 points 9 months ago

OMG I WANT IT.

[-] kewwwi@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

the spirtle

[-] LotrOrc@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

You just ruined a perfectly good turtle

this post was submitted on 16 Dec 2023
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