I think it was "creepy silhouette hiding in the bedsheets"

I agree. When I was a kid our "good" Siberian Husky killed a litter of kittens and a few years ago a relative's Shih Tzu killed the kitten of a cat it was friendly with.

This is what I suspected about the Dominion voting machine lawsuit.

The Enigma of Amigara Fault

That's awesome. You actually understood the inspiration

Control: Threshold Kids

and Bitch Hunter from 30 Rock

Leon Skum

"You have really hard bones". By two doctors in different hospitals. At least I took it as a compliment. They may have been complaining.

It's training for a fishing hook.

Something like "90s photo of a kid getting a rifle for Christmas"

Your dad has a son with your grandma