[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 8 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

It's not. Anywhere. But the how and why it is illegal is not yet settled. It's new enough that an "entrepreneur" can throw up a bullshit smokescreen, make a pile of money, and scuttle them away before the world figures out how to apply the law correctly.

[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 221 points 3 weeks ago

As a gentleman, I'd offer to hold the steering wheel so she has an easier time aiming her lance at oncoming traffic.

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[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 211 points 3 months ago

Step 3: Prepare a bowl of jelly.

Step 3: Prepare a bowl of sourcream.

Step 2: Prepare a bowl of peanut butter. Touch the bowl gently.

No step: Fingers melt painlessly into caramel. Hold them in your hand.

Step 4: Flatten the peanut butter.

Step 6: Unflatten the peanut butter.

Step 1: Take the peanut butter out of the bowl and put it back in.

Step S: Move peanut butter to a small lasagna baking dish. Flatten and divide into 3 parts.

Step 4: Observe the jelly.

Step 8: Prepare a small bowl of caramel sauce.

Step 3: Stir the caramel once with a finger.

Step 1: Observe the jelly.

Step 8: The spoonful of cum is not needed. Gently remove it from the baking area.

Step 4: Check the jelly is still there.

Step 3: Carefully slice the bread, but you will still cut your finger. The future has already happened. You can not change it.

Step 6: Put sourcream on top of the peanut butter and flatten it.

Step 3: Pour the bowl of sourcream and peanut butter into a bowl of sugar.

Ingest excitedly.

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[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 179 points 3 months ago

Tech guy here.

This is a tech-flavored smokescreen to avoid responsibility for misapplied law enforcement.

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Space trains yesss

[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 167 points 4 months ago

If I were a scammer, I'd want to attract marks who are A) greedy, B) gullible and C) think they are smart.

I'd go for Elon's fans yeah.

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Music reminds me of Terraria!

[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 156 points 7 months ago

We need more like her who take the threat as a threat and act like it's a threat.

Being "serious" or calm about it is not working, and catastrophically so.

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[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 133 points 8 months ago

When trying to find the original top image, "male female hardcore" was a poor, poor choice of Google image search terms.

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[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 211 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

-long rambling historical lecture

-Yeah. Yeah. Sorry, I was thinking of birds for a moment. Many people in Ukraine are surprised and angry to learn they are actually Russia. What would happen if other parts of Russia learn they are actually France? Would they try to join the EU?

[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 136 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Human genes only really "work as intended" when they are combined from very different sets.

So-called "recessive" genes are overruled by your partner's different pile of genes. They are usually shit traits like soggy bones or hair growing backwards, but since they never dominate, they haven't been naturally selected away. They're just harmless baggage.

You can still get them because it's all random, but the likelihood is generally low.

If you don't have that difference in mating genes, more of these recessive genes get to have a say in building the human. This severely increases the likelihood of birth defects.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inbreeding

Fun fact: This is one of the reasons why - when we start colonies on the Moon or Mars or wherever - it's important that we send a fuck ton of people.

[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 219 points 11 months ago

Keep in mind that you, along with everyone else, know very little all in all.

The things you do know will be important to you, naturally. Their understanding and their importance will also feel obvious, also naturally.

So anyone not knowing these obvious important things will instinctively feel like an absolute idiot to you.

This is a mental trap. Try to avoid it. The less respect you have for others, the less able you will be to really listen to other standpoints and learn from them, leading to a vicious cycle of alienation.

[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 166 points 1 year ago

The same board of directors who put him there are in charge. The same corporate culture that let him push these decisions is still in place. The same critical mass of people in leadership who would care enough to block such crap still don't work there.

[-] Deestan@lemmy.world 158 points 1 year ago

While we were very reasonable, we understand that you just didn't get it, which made you sad. We understand it feels bad to be sad. To remedy this, we will try again using different words.

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