Two of my state's democratic politicians were shot this morning, one killed, in a targeted assassination. I think it's already started.

I think she directed They Live and Halloween

The worst was games that required info from the manual to progress past a certain point, like star tropics. Rented the game and the rental place didn't include the manual? Shit out of luck. And no Internet back then to look it up, either. (Yes, I'm still bitter)

I remember some computer games would also do things like that to prevent copying the game from a friend, like requiring a certain word from a certain page before loading.

The toilet might hatch.

You haven't lived until a cow licks your balls.

They're not Zs

It's basically chocolate frosting that for some bizarre reason people have convinced themselves is healthy, I guess because there's a tiny amount of hazelnut in it?

Is there a way to just blanket block all mastodon users from a Lemmy account? I swear I've never seen one that wasn't just vapid self promotion and hashtag spam.

Someone got stabbed in the hallway outside my apartment last night. Being poor's just great!

Well damn, now I want to start the world's first corpse-fired power plant

Holy fucking shit is that for real?

Just trying to prove to the base he's not woke.